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If you've ever had your manhood RIGHTANGLED!   (New Guy, The)

S: You're someone else. J: Don't you wanna ask who? S: Yes but...J: But? S: Joe, I'm afraid. J: Afraid to find out? Don't be. It doesn't matter what I am. You know who I am.   (Meet Joe Black)

1. When are you planning on being married. 2. Morning. 1. Damn you Tristan! You will marry her. 2. And make an honest woman of her? 1. YES!!! Goddamn you to hell. 2. Yes, I will marry her. If she'll have me. 1. If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me. 2. That's not what I did. 1. And what about Samuel? 2. What about Samuel? 1. You tell me about Samuel. 2. We all loved Samuel, Samuel is dead. WHAT?!?! 1. How convenient that is for you. 2. Because you love her, I will forgive you for that. Once, you say that again, and we are not brothers. ONCE. 1. Tristan, you know you can't make her happy. 2. Gonna try. 1. You will fail.   (Legends of the Fall)

one horse to many   (Once Upon a Time in the West)

Fuck Neville Bartos!!! He couldn't have the fluff knocked off a cappacino!!   (Chopper)

I've left everything to the Flat Earth Society.   (Hopscotch)

You might not know who we are but we know who you are.
  (Goodfellas)

Ron: well you're a girl arent you? Hermione: Well spotted!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

this woman is yours now. ive paid my whore.   (Moulin Rouge!)

You can have sex with every woman from here to New York City and it's not going to make you feel better about Vera.   (Simple Men)

For God Sakes Sheila, It's a casserole, it'll keep!!!   (Zoolander)

Now, would you like to try for England's free dental care or are you going to answer my questions?   (Brannigan)

You say somebody's guilty, everybody believes you. You say he's innocent, nobody cares.   (Absence of Malice)

The Khao San Road is a decompression chamber between east and west. It's where you learn to breathe car fumes and tropical air for the very first time, or else carefully rearrange your memories before you catch your flight home   (Beach, The)

1/_No I'm chaos, and he's mayhem. We're a double act, what are we, *required reading*?? 2/_As a matter of fact, you are   (Lethal Weapon 3)

Hey, after the game, when you get a minute I'd like to talk to you about playing for me.   (Glory Road)

Ed hates anything that keeps him from going to the movies every night. I guess I'm what you call a Garbo widow.   (Dinner at Eight)

We lose everything that we care about. Those are your words.   (Deja Vu)

Oh, I didn't know they made ninth-place ribbons.   (Meet the Fockers)

If we wanted to sissy boys, we would've named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)