Don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat.... with my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do!   (Odd Couple, The)

Wait by the phone. Timing on this is crucial.   (Heartbreakers)

Elvira (ringing the bell too interrupt a debate at the cosy cot) Listen, i hate to interrupt this little episode of the Waltons, but can I get a room?   (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark)

Remember, I'm a bad loser.   (McLintock!)

(1) Yeah, I was married once. One day I walk into the house and I hear the shower runnin'. I had Chinese food with me, figurin' it would be a nice romantic surprise. She starts singin' in the shower. What's that song? 'Up in the sky'? 'Up with the eagles'? (2) 'Wind Beneath My Wings.' Very touching song. (1) Wind Beneath My Wings. Suddenly there's another voice in the shower with her. (2) Oh, no. (1) A baritone. (2) Uh-oh. (1) Now it's a freakin' duet. So I walk in the bathroom and there she is... with my brother. (2) Oh! (1) I grab my brother and throw him through the window naked. He broke his leg in two difterent places. (2) Dare we ask what, uh, became of your wife? (1) I put the wind beneath her ass and sent her packin'. Divorced her. She never got a penny, the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig.   (Forces of Nature)

What difference does it make? What what what difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear is underwear! It is underwear whereever you buy it. In Cincinnati or whereever!!!   (Rain Man)

Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night.

Don't worry Mother, I'll buy you another!   (Twin Sitters)

If you don't make a mistake, you never know when you're right.   (House of Bamboo)

I'd a hankering as a young feller to be an actor but i went inta taxidermy instead   (Waiting for Guffman)

Donte blood? I'm actually here to collect blood. It's o.k., I'm a doctor. You're moving...see now I missed.
I'm a little cowgirl...dabbba dabba...kiss and make better.   (Where the Buffalo Roam)

Marriage has less beauty but more safety than the single life. It's full of sorrows and full of joys. It lies under more burdens but it is supported by all the strengths of love and those burdens are delightful. In the end, all you can do is committ to the people you love, hope for good luck, and some good weather.   (Forces of Nature)

Woman 1: Fish for diiner last night? Woman 2: Harvey still smoking those cigars? Woman 3: Christ, did a cow shit in here?   (Kentucky Fried Movie, The)

I was 10 when the B29 came, our family lived underground for 3 days, when we came up the city was gone, then the heat brought rain... black rain,... you made the rain black, you shoved your values down our throats, we forgot who we were... you created Sato and thousands like him. I'm paying you back   (Black Rain)

I want to make love on a real train.   (Risky Business)

If you're a bird, I'm a bird.   (Notebook, The)

It's gonna be all right! Get a hold of yourself! *slap*   (Airplane!)

Comes an age in a man's life when...he don't wanna spend time figuring what comes next.   (Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid)

1.Its a rare blood deasese, they have it. 2.What's the deasese? 1. Stickittothemaniousis.   (School of Rock)

--What is this strange power you have over horses? --Horsepower.   (Top Hat)