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Hansel! So Hot Right Now! Hansel!   (Zoolander)

These are not really my hips. They are a cruel joke that runs in my family.   (Casual Sex?)

Larry: You have the face of an angel. What does your cunt taste like? Alice: Heaven!   (Closer)

It's a library card.   (Pagemaster, The)

Y'all think you can catch me now?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

#1 Oh my god - the sun! #2 What is it Simon? #1 A big fiery ball in the center of our solar system, but that's not important right now, we're headed straight towards it.   (Airplane II: The Sequel)

There is no security.   (Nighthawks)

Headlines don't sell papes, Newsies sell papes.   (Newsies)

*Tagline*__ For each of man's evils, a special demon exists   (Pumpkinhead)

Don't go build castles on quarter-acre lots.   (Reversible Errors)

Can you count Sucka's!!!!!!, ........................................I say the Future .......is Ours, ...............................if You..... can Count.   (Warriors, The)

Well?Ä?..there?Äôs a puppy in the parlor, And skillet on the stove, And a smelly old blanket, That a Navajo wove, There?Äôs popcorn in the pooper,And a porker in the pot There?Äôs pie in the pantry, And the coffee?Äôs always hot...   (Mighty Wind, A)

Honderd piek! Honderd gulden? Nee honderd piek, anders geen foto.   (Flodder)

The Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?   (Boondock Saints, The)

Everybody Ance Now!....... I'm sorry, sometimes I have too much sugar and... sorry.   (Superstar)

one tear, just one, so make it a good one.   (Spanglish)

Well, what are you going to do once you've quit the police force?   (Vertigo)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? THAT'S AN ALIEN PLANET!!! IS THERE AIR? YOU DON'T KNOW!!!   (Galaxy Quest)

It's the Delancey bruddas!!   (Newsies)

Happy Birthday, Nick!   (Mercury Rising)