Holmes:_As a matter of fact, Insp. LaStrade, you can be of some help LaStrade: of course.... Holmes:_Hold my coat, it's hot in here   (Without a Clue)

Your sisters boyfriend just got done dry humping my ass up and down the field all afternoon.   (Wedding Crashers)

--Morro rather implied you were a gambler. --The way I do it, it isn't gambling.   (His Kind of Woman)

Joe, is it O.K. if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving.   (Empire Records)

You are an egomaniacal windbag.   (Lean on Me)

I get paid to be suspicious when I've got nothing to be suspicious about.   (Firm, The)

1/_You carry a badge? 2/_Yes 1/_Carry a gun   (Untouchables, The)

I apologize to you if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced, akward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, wondering Do I have food on my face? Am I eating, am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested. But I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So all of the sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her. Do I have to wait for the door cuz' then it's akward. It's like Well, goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you just go right in and kiss em' on the lips? Or you don't kiss em' at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering , Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? And perhaps play a little game called, Just the tip in. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or Ouch, ouch. You're on my hair. ... Great talk.   (Wedding Crashers)

Corn chowder. That's an interesting choice. You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn   (Devil Wears Prada)

A man would have to be a swindler to catch his wife in a bed that big.   (Quiet Man, The)

Sheav: Why Katie Johnson, you sure filled out nice. Katie: Yeah Sheav, you filled out nice too.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

[Approaching Crematoria] Tombs:If I owned this place and hell, I'd rent this place out and live in hell.   (Chronicles Of Riddick, The)

I guess we're gonna miss the good old days...when people were killed by other people.   (I, Robot)

Nothing that has meaning is easy.   (Weather Man, The)

Stop calling me, you sick...   (When a Stranger Calls)

Hey, guys this is derek and matilda. They are gonna be hiding out here for a rew days coz someone is trying to make derek kill the prime minister of micronesia   (Zoolander)

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that my mom has the hots for me?   (Back to the Future)

Richard Roma; Sheldon The Machine Levine; Dave Moss; George Aaronow   (Glengarry Glen Ross)

She had flowers on her panties!   (Gods Must Be Crazy, The)

S: You're someone else. J: Don't you wanna ask who? S: Yes but...J: But? S: Joe, I'm afraid. J: Afraid to find out? Don't be. It doesn't matter what I am. You know who I am.   (Meet Joe Black)