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Go suck a dick u dumb whore!!! Ur mom is a whore!!! get a life   (Jack)

I hear things.   (Scarface)

Mary- Just doing my part to save the rainforest   (Superstar)

Eric-Jesus Christ stop me if you've heard this one Jesus Christ walks into a hotel-ow he hands the inkeeper three nails and he asks Funboy- Don't you ever fucking die Eric-can you put me up for the night   (Crow, The)

1)jimmy, go get a towel from the bar, put it over his face. 2)come on sonny, i dont want a towel over my face, its embarassing. 1)put em in the fucking bathroom!   (Bronx Tale, A)

--I'm not about to eat real sugar. --All right, fine, we'll find you a Sweet 'n Low field.   (Club Paradise)

My pop is Charlie Chan.   (Charlie Chan in Black Magic)

You think you can win on talent alone? Gentlemen you don't have enough talent to win on talent alone! ~ Herb   (Miracle)

I want a couple of hamburgers...and I'd like them raw.   (Stranger on the Third Floor)

That`s what it`s all about, doing the wrong thing at the right time.   (Kaleidoscope)

Rune haako: STOP! Noooooo!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Atleats you guys can wear halters I have man shoulders   (Mean Girls)

1: You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? 2: [quietly] Not so far.   (Point Break)

What the FUCK has that got to do with anything??   (Snakes on a Plane)

Hey Torgo, where's the phone?..... Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?   (Manos, the Hands of Fate)

I'm just an observer, Captain, not an umpire.   (Dirty Dozen, The)

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!   (Mean Girls)

Sorry I don't want to get married. Terrific neither do I.   (Smokey and the Bandit)

1/_He's plastered!! 2/_So are some of the finest erections in Europe   (My Favorite Year)

Wow! If he's here, who's running hell?   (Van Wilder)