War is waged by nations, but it is human beings who pay the price.   (Helen of Troy)

YOu wouldnt want to run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old dead goose, now would you?   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

You became persona non nookie to me the minute my best friend started dittlin' your pooter.   (Clerks II)

First, I will save your soul. Then I will destroy you.   (Martin)

Kidnapping is a federal offense.   (Harper)

I don't know, all I ever wanted was to be like my father. Didn't your father die in the line of duty? Yes. Then don't worry in a few minutes, your going to be just like your father.   (Diamonds)

There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once.   (Clerks II)

I invented the Internet.   (Inconvenient Truth, An)

Let me give you the simple version. You will keep him alive, whatever it takes. No excuses, no equivocations.   (Saw III)

Everything in the army is simple. You live or you die.   (Walk in the Sun, A)

I AM NOT LEO FARNSWORTH I AM JOE PENDLETON   (Heaven Can Wait)

i like you and i might love... love you   (Perfect Man, The)

That's not a boat, that's Queen Victoria!   (Jungle Book, The)

mary anne go fucking kill your self this family doesnt want you anymore   (Great Santini, The)

if he doen't see any action soon. well, he'll just pick up his ball and move on   (Road Trip)

1. Sonny has the three laws, but he can choose not to obey them. 2. A robot not bound by those laws can do-- 1. Anything.   (I, Robot)

Wake up and smell the audit!   (First Wives Club, The)

I'm an anti-fascist and to answer your question, no, that does not pay well.   (Watch on the Rhine)

You should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called Liar Liar and the message was, Don't lie. And that was a smart movie.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

1Don't Open It Don't Open It No 2 Sorry Man there Was Only Two We Brought The Anticeptic And A Heap Of Bandages   (Idle Hands)