Great pate!   (Heathers)

W: Say, man, you got a joint? M: No, not on me, man. W: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.   (Dazed and Confused)

frank( we do not want to lose him, he's a genius and we need his mind) talking about howard weinstein   (Father of the Bride)

--Hi. -- Hi? What you mean hi? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?   (Undercover Brother)

1/_There's a gap in the freeway 2/_What??! 3/_What do you mean?! How big is a gap?! 1/_50 feet, a couple of miles ahead   (Speed)

Ray Zalinsky: Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid. Tommy: Sir, it's a taxicab air freshener. Ray Zalinsky: Great. You've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.   (Tommy Boy)

don't beat him, kick his ass!   (Poolhall Junkies)

Ahh, far out man, far fucking out.   (Big Lebowski, The)

Eric-Jesus Christ stop me if you've heard this one Jesus Christ walks into a hotel-ow he hands the inkeeper three nails and he asks Funboy- Don't you ever fucking die Eric-can you put me up for the night   (Crow, The)

[duff] where not gunna use real guns john ,WHERE NO GUNNA USE REAL GUNS   (Stealing Harvard)

Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
Alex: Rather weighty, this.   (Mummy Returns, The)

I'd like to get inside that ship and see how it works. What do you think makes it go?   (Day The Earth Stood Still, The)

I had intended to deal a fatal blow to the American Fleet by attacking Pearl Harbour immediately after Japan's declaration of war, but according to American radio, Pearl Harbour was attacked fifty-five minutes before our ultimatum was delivered to Washington. I can't imagine anything that would infuriate the Americans more. I fear all that we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.   (Tora! Tora! Tora!)

Quit eyeballing me, Flavius. I knew you when you was a two-bit hustler on Bull Street.   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

Let the hall say *HEY BITCH!!*   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

Joel: What if it breaks? Clementine: What if? do you really care right now?   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Excellent clue, but like the last rose of summer, bloom too late.   (Charlie Chan at the Opera)

Ranger Brad: Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts. Betty Armstrong: I'm sure you do. Honey, the Ranger's just doing his job. Dr. Paul Armstrong: Of course he is. I'm sorry Ranger Brad. I guess all this talk of horrible mutilation has me on edge. Ranger Brad: That's all right Dr. Armstrong. This horrible mutilation has a whole lot of people on a whole lot of edges.   (The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra)

Oh and another thing, the muffin shop is closed, no more muffins for you!   (Saved!)

--So what're you gonna be when you grow up? --Your boss.   (Free Willy 3: The Rescue)