you could say that this mountains a lot like a woman. just when you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skiis into some soft deep powder BAM!!! you got two broke legs, cracked ribs then you pay your twenty bucks just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again   (Out Cold)

Bob Alexander has accused me of...Let me read this to make sure I get it right...Illegally influencing government regulators on behalf of major campaign contributors -- interfering with an ongoing Justice Department investigation - - and violating Federal election laws in the area of campaign finance. Okay -- let's get right to the guts of it... Each one of these charges is absolutely true.   (Dave)

--You ever read this book? --Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance.   (Avenging Angelo)

Sign my ledger   (Perfect Storm, The)

Actually, I have been to Pasadena before. I was stationed here during the war at an internment camp, just down the block.   (Rumor Has It...)

BRACKiN AND MORGAN ROCK!   (Butterfly Effect, The)

You call him Dr. Jones doll!   (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

Mother is the name for god on the lips and heart's of all children.   (Crow, The)

Annie: Elise, you're gifted,talented and successful. Brenda, you're wonderfully verbal. And I am seeing a very talented therapist. We're in our prime!   (First Wives Club, The)

I'm a fake hero.   (Doors, The)

Because I like you, Douglas.   (Guarding Tess)

They wanted gold. They gave them lead instead!   (Big Jake)

Virtual Realty.   (Toy Story)

--He doesn't exist. --So, why are all your frineds dead?   (Out of Reach)

Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!   (Weird Science)

It can't be done...writing your name upside down and backwords without stopping.   (Topper)

Cram it up your crap hole La Fleur!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

White people are niggers master bishop and wez betta go to work in his kitchen so wez can makea him somes money. Bishop: Yesum mista.   (Juice)

Well, I believe in the soul, the look in her eyes, the curvature of her body, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, laughing can last for hours, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days!   (Bull Durham)

Y'all think you can catch me now?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)