Todd: JEREMY TRIED TO SEDUCE ME!!...I want my painting back!! Jeremy: The painting was a gift, Todd. Im taking it with me.   (Wedding Crashers)

Improvise, adapt, overcome.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

You know,I bet he wasn't dead in one of his dreams.   (I, Robot)

--There are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity. --Really? What are they? --Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds, and maybe a little baby bond.   (Big Store, The)

We have just touched down!   (Reluctant Astronaut, The)

1. These people need to get to a hospital, how fast can you land this plane? 2. I cant say. 1. C'mon, you can tell me, Im a doctor. 2. No, I dont know when I can land. 1. Can you make a guess? 2. Well, not for another 2 hours. 1. You cant make a guess for another 2 hours? 2. No, I cant land the plane for another 2 hours.   (Airplane!)

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.   (Pulp Fiction)

These things are defective.   (Blazing Saddles)

The cafeteria has requested that the sidekicks stop ordering hero sandwiches.   (Sky High)

--Life is just a bowl of cherries. --Why? --I don't know. I ain't a philosopher.   (Hole in the Head, A)

I'm the marsha fuckin brady of the uppereast side and sometimes i want to kill myself.   (Cruel Intentions)

There's a kidney in Kansas City that ain't getting fresher.   (Outrageous Fortune)

You're my density...I mean, my destiny.   (Back to the Future)

This is amazing... Hello, it's been a long time. Who the fuck are you guys? ....Hey! Who the fuck asked you to sit down?? I thought you'd be happy to see us. I guess I was wrong. Ya know, I thought you'd do a lot better. With all that training, all that time you put in, just to end up watchin someone else's money. That seems like a waste. I'm askin you for the last time, what the fuck do you want? Why don't you take your time, it'll come to you. I could see how he might forget us. We were just somethin for you and your friends to play with. It's a little harder for us to forget. You gave us so much more to remember. Can?Äôt quite place us, can ya chief? Lemme help ya out. You?Äôre lookin at John Reilly and Tommy Marcano. Oh yeah...yeah, that?Äôs right....That was a long time ago....So how ya been? Yeah, we ain?Äôt kids now. Eh, so whaddya want? What I?Äôve always wanted, is to watch you die. (places gun on the table) Oh, you ordered the meat loaf. The brisket?Äôs really good here, only you?Äôll never know it. You fucked up. Yeah, you were scared little pricks, both a yas. All a yas...scared shitless. But I?Ä?I tried to make you tough. I tried to make you hard. I had you all wrong then, Nokes,. All this time I thought you just liked fuckin and beatin up little boys. You two motherfuckers are gonna burn in hell. You?Äôre gonna burn in hell. Yeah, after you.   (Sleepers)

You know we were lucky tonight, body count's less than 200. Someday you're gonna kill ten-thousand in one of these firetraps, and I'll keep eating smoke and carrying out bodies until someone asks us how to build them. Ok, I'm asking. You know where to reach me.   (Towering Inferno, The)

--Do you believe in love at first sight? --It saves a lot of time.   (They Drive by Night)

fucking ass hole   (Ladder 49)

I don't need the class schedule. I come only to this school to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.   (Not Another Teen Movie)

Mommy's mad at me cause I made a boom on the rug   (Analyze That)

1. If its stuck its a trap.. 2. Lady this whole house is a trap...   (Saw II)