Forget it. I didn't do it for you. His voice gets on my nerves.

--Where are you living these days? --Two steps ahead of the finance company.   (Limbo)

so here's the deal, we are in the garden, right? everything is GREAT, and there's this tree, ok, and the man says 'ooh, see that tree? you don't eat the fruit of that tree, that apple YOU do not eat.' so he goes inside, you know, names some animals, i don't know, maybe takes a dump. anyway, what does she do? what does SHE do?? she eats the apple! i can't believe what i'm seeing! he says 'don't eat it,' she eats it! unbelievable! i tell you man, since then, you know, men...women...i dont' know, it's all gone wrong   (Life Less Ordinary, A)

You'll always be fat to me, Chris!   (Just Friends)

That's the way Indians bury their dead. They'd rather be close to the sun than have dirt thrown in their faces.   (Chino)

G: He failed me for NO REASON. L: It says here you ran a red light. G: Mom, as if I'd do that in a test.   (Banger Sisters, The)

You guys had me at blood and semen. Come here.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Demented forever!   (Cecil B. DeMented)

Prettiest man I ever did see. He's got guts for sure, what do you think there Billy Nilly? I think he's wonderful.   (Tombstone)

I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.   (Liar Liar)

They call him the fighting parson.   (Fugitive from Sonora)

Thats not the moon its a space station   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

1. Is being stupid, like being high all the time? 2. No. It's like constantly being right.   (MatchMaker, The)

You are confusing what is important with what is impressive.   (Maurice)

Easiest thing in the world.   (Ladykillers, The)

I think we've all arrived at a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically.   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

You can't live in the past.   (Sunshine State)

let me go over the ground no touching the hair or face and thats it   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

All these little girls have one thing in common. You know what that is? Disillusionment. It always comes from the same thing...Expectations. The greatest woman-killer of all time.   (Cop)

No touchin' of the historical artifacts!   (Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)