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why can't you just speak american   (Three Kings)

Just keep your dick out of my ass whenever i see fit. - Ghoade (Zakk Wylde)   (Rock Star)

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.   (Clueless)

We're going across that bridge, and you're going to guide me because I can't do it alone.   (Sorcerer)

Reportage means re-creating, not creating.   (Infamous)

Mrs. Kingsley, I must still advise you to sell your shipping holdings and put the money into conservative bond issues.   (Pardners)

oh thats all i need   (Caddyshack)

#1- How much do you think he eats? #2- About 202 pounds.   (Rocky III)

ron: I'm warning you Hermione keep that bloody beast away from scabbers or i'll turn it into a tea cozy! hermione: he's a cat ronald what do you expect its in his nature! ron: A cat! thats what they told you it looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me! hermione: thats rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush! ron: Harry! hermione: Harry!   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

JACK: Wanna honk the horn? GREG: Um....sure. JACK:....Only the captain gets to honk the horn.   (Meet the Fockers)

Why do you wear that stupid man suit?   (Donnie Darko)

--Ours not to reason why. Ours but to do or die.
--That's cute.   (At War with the Army)

I've told you a thousand times to keep a lot of insect spray around. You never know who's gonna crawl over.   (Annie Hall)

You'll be back chasing ambulances.   (Boiling Point)

I hope they burn in hell   (Time to Kill, A)

Cato: Please, boss! I thought you were dead! Clouseau: So as a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory?   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

[Tagline]____ Have the adventure of your lives keeping up with the Joneses!   (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)

Listen, Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.   (Annie Hall)

(1)They go together like lamb and tunafish. (Lawyer): Lamb and tunafish? (1)Or spaghetti and meatball, if you are more comfortable with that analogy. (Hobo) Yeah, if you dont like spaghetti and meatballs, get the heck out. (1) I'll come down there and give you crew cut mister! (Hobo) Let's see your clippers! (1) It not my fault your father is crazy! (Hobo)*Now eating cantaloupe* STOP YELLING AT ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!   (Big Daddy)

I'll bet you have a lovely face under all that paint. Why don't you wipe it off some day and have a good look?   (Destry Rides Again)