Hooligans - they're just like left-handed pitchers, all have a screw loose somewhere.   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

they are too stupid to play with themselves. Every piece of garbage that comes into the market and You gotta buy it!   (Slap Shot)

Make your piece with God AJ.   (Armageddon)

So with less than 2 minutes to go and the score tied at 21-21 it looks like Mr. Mo-Mentum may be changing his address.   (Little Giants)

How could I know that income tax bill meant me too?   (Senator Was Indiscreet, The)

Well, what are you going to do once you've quit the police force?   (Vertigo)

(1)-I don't wanna go in there. You'll never see me again. (2)-Well we won't if you don't...okay, look, you give me the stone, and I will give it to Bricktop. (1)-All right. Give me a minute. It's a bit fiddly. (2)-What's it doin' in there? (1)-Well I put in there in case we got mugged. (2)-You ain't from this planet, are you Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holdin' pistols, sittin' in a car that's worth less than your shirt? (1)-Bullet-tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle .50. (2)-What have they got to do with it? (1)-They're both starin' straight at me. (3)-You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now get outta the car, and leave your water pistols behind.   (Snatch)

Tape recorders??? The Japs will kill us on labor costs!!!   (Back to School)

--Hey, Mac, which way to Redbud? --How'd you know my name is Mac? --I just guessed. --The why don't you guess your way to Redbud?   (Funny Farm)

Uncle Jonathan's Corncob Pie   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

--You shot me! --I grazed you. --Well, that's still shooting me!   (Man, The)

the ale that saved   (Lady Eve, The)

I banged her five times and she was begging for more.   (Sorority Boys)

i bind you nance, from doing harm, harm to other people and harm to yourself. i bind you nance,from doing harm, harm to other people and harm to yourself!   (Craft, The)

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?   (Zoolander)

1) You're moving up in the world, Babe. 2) Yeah? How Far and for how much?   (Norma Rae)

he promised her the moon but didn't deliver   (Blow)

You have no idea what Gwen wants, say hi to your girbil for me   (Van Wilder)

HOLY MOLY! did you see that huge cow just fly over us?!   (Little Prince, The)

Maria: Not because you love me or anything like that?
Matthew: I respect and admire you.
Maria: Is that love?
Matthew: No, that's respect and admiration.   (Trust)