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#1 Oh my god - the sun! #2 What is it Simon? #1 A big fiery ball in the center of our solar system, but that's not important right now, we're headed straight towards it.   (Airplane II: The Sequel)

Listen to me... a horse that sweats in the morning; cream that sours overnight, you know the signs, we both know!   (Warlock)

Jane:watch it Girl:i will   (School Daze)

Currently I'm engaged in the creation of a machine that will fly without depleting the earth's precious resources...   (Thunderpants)

1. Hey, ladies, how you doin? (speaks halting Cantonese) Hey, come back, let's get some sushi! Hey, cutie, ah! (takes out CD and throws it out the car) 2. That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD! 1. Did you see the way those girls drove off? They was laughin at us! 2. Those girls drove off because of you. 1. All I did was invite them to have a drink. 2. You invited them to get naked, and sacrifice a small goat. 1. Which word was goat?   (Rush Hour 2)

I was there as an American citizen who has the right to meet anybody anyplace at anytime.   (Guilty by Suspicion)

i loved you since i was eleven shit like this dont go away.   (Love & Basketball)

Instead of talking out of school, he has you snooping through government files. Smart guy.   (Absence of Malice)

You're saying you have no black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs... ...church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers? No, I don't. You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand... ...and say you have no whistling bungholes... ...spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, H??sker D??s and don'ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick... ...or one single whistling kitty-chaser? No.   (Joe Dirt)

*cough* *cough* Whos winning the match?   (Zoolander)

I'm tired of being hunted.   (Wild Bunch, The)

Did you notify the Coast Guard about this?   (Jaws)

Four for u Glenn Coco, u go Glenn Coco   (Mean Girls)

Will I dream?   (2010)

1: and your codename will be 2: [hopeful] Natasha? 1: no. Boris   (True Lies)

B: Nice Dissolve!   (Spaceballs)

Hey Vera there's another stiff in the john   (Nine to Five)

I look like my great-aunt Tessie...I SMELL like my great-aunt Tessie!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

God your a good friend and good friends are hard to find.   (Story of Us, The)

Well, what are you going to do once you've quit the police force?   (Vertigo)