Andy: There's something wrong with her underpants... Cal: Yea, they're not in my fucking mouth   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Ain't no fuckin' Thelma here! The damn bitch don't live here! Well fuck you, too!   (Amazon Women on the Moon)

i told em i was christ   (Scum)

I'm a block of ice.   (Closer)

Black lung   (Zoolander)

1. But that's a girl's coat! 2. I know.   (Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)

The American National Anthem is a bit hazy in the middle, I've noticed. And the fish in the sky...and a baked monkey's pie   (Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill)

Ow! Watch the toenails, kid, shit!   (Bad Santa)

--What's neo-realism? --No money.   (After the Fox)

I reckon what you'd wantin' to know is what I'ma doin' in here. I reckon the reason I'm in here cause I killed somebody. Mm-hmm. But I reckon that you'd wantin' to know is how come he killed somebody. So I reckon I'll start at the front. Mm-hmm.   (Sling Blade)

Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!   (Weird Science)

Randall: I know you're a huge fuckin' nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds, especially nerds who are into Lord of the Rings.
Elias: Chicks dig Lord of the Rings Randall.
Randall: Yeah the kind of girls who are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the Torch of Gondor.   (Clerks II)

We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.   (Good Night, and Good Luck.)

It was during the Great War that we first started mining moss. It was used for putting on soldiers' wounds, because it was ten times more absorbent than cotton wool. So when they were horribly wounded, it was our moss that soaked up their blood and guts and everything.   (My Life So Far)

this chick is no paperwate so where's our next stop? There are no more stops Dean were going home Les sees his grandpa's car take off Oh i'm dead im so dead there gonna have to bury me twice   (License to Drive)

Annie: Elise, you're gifted,talented and successful. Brenda, you're wonderfully verbal. And I am seeing a very talented therapist. We're in our prime!   (First Wives Club, The)

the kitty loves the fishy   (Madagascar)

Ms. Angeline, she always used to skim off the top of my fish dinners. She said she was a Christian, but you know, I think she's La Cosa Nostra!   (Beauty Shop)

The things you own end up owning you.   (Fight Club)

That man is so stupid, it sits on him like a halo.   (Corn Is Green, The)