1)I can't believe that just fucking happened 2)Is it dead?   (Boondock Saints, The)

You know you are in the bible belt when there are more churches than Starbucks.   (Life of David Gale, The)

Violence is the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived.   (Starship Troopers)

nah, fuck the west coast shit, man. i want some hard core EAST coast flava bit, you know what i mean?   (Human Traffic)

(King arthur) Look, you stupid bastard you've got no arms left! ( black knight) yes, i have (King arthur) Look! (black knight) it's just a flesh wound   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

I think about fucking a lot during school.   (Donnie Darko)

Any man with any style at all can make a mess of his love life...and any woman with any gumption at all can make a shambles of her marriage.   (Reuben, Reuben)

He should have stayed in college where he came from, but he begged for a chance and I gave it to him.   (Flying Tigers)

Tattoo Face:Hey you like the peanut butta cups? Henry: Yeah. Tattoo Face:You want me to sprinkle the peanut butta cups ova your spam and eggs! Henry: Ah no thanks.   (50 First Dates)

I'm an attorney...could I have your name? I'm gonna have your job.   (Heist)

They trampled the carpet! Well that's kind of redundant...   (Aladdin and the King of Thieves)

--So what're you gonna be when you grow up? --Your boss.   (Free Willy 3: The Rescue)

Don't they ever stop migrating?   (Birds, The)

And let's stop the New Deal before it gives the country away to them foreigners.   (Big Bad Mama)

Well, agree to disagree.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

You grabbed me right on the ass!   (Sweetest Thing, The)

The monkey's his uncle?   (Lion King, The)

(1) Now, just keep it simple. Just like we practiced. We're just leaving a message. Women like Allegra Cole don't pick up numbers they don't recognize. (2) Hello? (3) She's on the phone! (1) Yes. Hello, Miss Cole? (2) Yeah. (1) Hi, I have Albert Brennaman for you. One moment, please. (3) No. Tell her I'm at lunch. (1) We called her to tell her you're at lunch?   (Hitch)

Welcome to Chicago.   (Untouchables, The)

--You ever read this book? --Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance.   (Avenging Angelo)