onthetown

I am not now nor have I ever been a Las Vegas showgirl,I am a headliner.   (Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit)

Sheav: Why Katie Johnson, you sure filled out nice. Katie: Yeah Sheav, you filled out nice too.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Dong has only been in our country a short time Fred, I think we could all help him to Assimilate.   (Sixteen Candles)

you put the wrong emphasis on the wrong sylable   (View from the Top, A)

I can Dance   (American Wedding)

Well I'd shag ya, if that's alright with you.   (Wedding Date, The)

Pop aint feeling me. He still wants me to ride around with training wheels and shit.   (Romeo Must Die)

--Sir! You're not allowed to be in here...You can't be in here. --I'm her attorney.   (Verdict, The)

slider...you stink   (Top Gun)

You can have all the talent in the world, but if you don't do the right thing - then nothing happens.   (Bronx Tale, A)

#1- Welcome brothers! #2- Who told him we were brothers?   (They Call Me Trinity...)

Do you remember where you were the day Kennedy was shot?   (Absence of Malice)

1. you have no compassion on my nerves 2. I have a high regard for your nerves, they have been my dear friend and companion   (Pride and Prejudice)

MARTY: Now during the flower people period, who was your drummer? DAVID: Stumpy's replacement...Peter James Bond....He also died under mysterious circumstances...we were playing a jazz-blues festival- NIGEL: Blues-jazz really. And uhh it was tragic really...he exploded on stage.....DEREK: just like that. NIGEL: It was just like a flash of green light ---and that was it. Nothings left. DAVID: Well...there was- NIGEL: Its true its true there was a little green globule on his drum seat. DAVID: Its like a stain really... NIGEL: It was a stain not a globule actually. DAVID: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not really widely reported.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

Jane:watch it Girl:i will   (School Daze)

I'm hungry mother, I really am. Why I could eat a whole elephant!   (101 Dalmatians)

Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road!   (Dumb & Dumber)

Will someone by my whoha a drink?   (Wedding Date, The)

She's crafty.   (Pick-up Artist, The)

there's nothing bigger   (Vanilla Sky)