1. I've already voted twice today already! 2. Only twice? You call that doing your patriotic duty?   (Gangs of New York)

Jamal, YOU have the most...amazing....PENIS Jamal: Yes i do   (How High)

1. You have her picture on her wall? 2. Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago! 3. What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?   (Just Friends)

We - want - YOU - to be - THE DICEMAN.   (Four Rooms)

Look at you, you pathetic little weasel   (American Wedding)

Anything, mind you, anything can happen up here, Murray.   (Island in the Sky)

A) Just as long as this one knows, now that he's getting married, he's out of the girl-of-the-month club. B) What?...I can look, I just can't touch.   (Sixteen Candles)

Well?Ä?..there?Äôs a puppy in the parlor, And skillet on the stove, And a smelly old blanket, That a Navajo wove, There?Äôs popcorn in the pooper,And a porker in the pot There?Äôs pie in the pantry, And the coffee?Äôs always hot...   (Mighty Wind, A)

The only three great Americans are Washington, Lincoln ... and me!   (Skidoo)

Jackie Brown...That's me!   (Toy, The)

I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was.   (Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The)

I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life   (Home Alone 2: Lost in New York)

Farts!!! Double Farts!!!   (Caddyshack)

Yo, it ain't Miller time, man!   (16 Blocks)

Let it go Sid, you know humans can't talk.   (Ice Age)

You know why you have an ulcer? 'Cause you have two forms of expression: silence and rage.   (Midnight Run)

Louie Louie__by__The 4 Kinsmen   (Coupe de Ville)

To those young warriors of the sky whose wings are folded about them forever.   (Wings)

To dance! No way to make a living, masochism, pain, perfection, muscle spasm, chiropractors, short careers, EATING DISORDERS!   (Rent)

This is Tony Pope live & in your face!!!....   (Predator 2)