--Guess that makes us lucky. --I'll settle for smart.   (Criminal)

I was fine until I read you're fucking book. It scared the shit out of me.   (Before Sunset)

What you pooped in the refrigerator? And...you ate the whole...wheel of ...cheese. Wow, how'd you do that? You know I'm not even mad. That's amazing!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Albert, where's the doctor?   (Dream Team, The)

How's the weather business?   (Weather Man, The)

I'm Sailing!   (What About Bob?)

Larry: You have the face of an angel. What does your cunt taste like? Alice: Heaven!   (Closer)

Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities. You think losing is winning.   (Kung Pow:Enter The Fist)

You are an egomaniacal windbag.   (Lean on Me)

[about Clouseau] Police Commissioner: You knew him intimately. Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I hated him intimately!   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

I was named afte the great war hero nathan bedfor forrest   (Forrest Gump)

Man, that guy sure has a hard-on for this bus   (Speed)

It's ok, I like other girls too. Darla.   (Just Friends)

Why Doris, what is that intoxicating scent? Doris: I have cats. MEOW!   (Van Wilder)

Amanda: Is that your bathingsuit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?   (Addams Family Values)

Smell that cross mounted pussy down by the river! Whoa!   (Platoon)

Chaz: Just livin the dream   (Wedding Crashers)

Barbossa: Thanks to ye, we now have the final piece. Elisabeth: And the blood to be repaid...? Barbossa: That's why there's no sense to be killin' you......yet! Apple?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

1)You have really kind eyes, you know that? 2) Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

1/_ Enough of this Mr White shit, ok?! 2/_ Jesus Christ, don't tell me your name, I'm not gunna tell you mine!   (Reservoir Dogs)