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TONKa!TONKA!STICK IT UP YOUR HONKA!   (Carry On Up the Jungle)

People will be different after the revoltion.   (Doctor Zhivago)

Most of my work is with families, couples,... I have an Alcoholic now!   (Groundhog Day)

Gordie: Shut up! Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. The Writer: [voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.   (Stand by Me)

All gay men have track lighting. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.   (Steel Magnolias)

You look like the day they fixed the electricity at the death house.   (Robin and the 7 Hoods)

You ordered lunch here? : Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be   (Fletch)

All right, listen up. You people are not dying on me in combat. You fucking, new guys will do everything to prove me wrong. You'll walk on trails, kick cans sleep on guard, smoke dope and diddely-bop through the bush like you were back on the block. On guard at night you'll write letters, play with your organ and think of your girl back home. Forget her. Some hair head has her on her back right now and is telling her to fuck for peace. This is Han. Those of you who are foolish will think of him as...gook, slope, slant or dink. He is your enemy. He came over on the Chieu Hoi programme. And he will go back there after he fattens on C- rations. And he will be hunting your young asses in the Ashau Valley. Now forget about this Viet Cong shit. What you'll encounter out there is hard core NVA, north Vietnamese...motivated, highly trained and well equipped. If you meet Han or his cousins, you will give him respect. And refer to those little bastards as the Nathanial Victor. Meet him twice, and survive, you can call him Mr. Nathaniel Victor. People, I am tired of filling body bags with your dumb fucking mistakes. Do you think this funny? Alphabet.   (Hamburger Hill)

Paulina is going to England to study um, dance. And we're having a little going away party for her. We'd really like it if you came, really. She uh, gave me this, to give to you so...   (Shall We Dance?)

I just like to blend.   (Bewitched)

A women's heart is like an ocean full of secrets.   (Titanic)

I guess I don't make a very good Joan of Arc.   (Heatwave)

The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it.   (Natural, The)

You don't know how to spell 'Mustang'? You have GOT to be SHITTIN' me!   (Gridiron Gang)

Follow me my Asian brother.   (Rush Hour 2)

You let her go or I'll blow your ugly face all over this nice car. Harlon: Alright,alright, relax. We were just havin' some fun. Louise: Seems to me that you have a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around! In the future, when a woman's cryin' like that, she ain't havin' any fun. Harlon: Shit, I should have gone ahead and fucked the bitch. Louise: What did you say? Harlon: I said, suck my cock.   (Thelma & Louise)

He has rather a large nose which he compensates for by not having much of a chin.   (Glass Menagerie, The)

1. I'm an outlaw. That's what. That's no life for a lovely lady, always on the run. What kind of a future is that? 2. For Heaven's sake, son. You're not an outlaw. Why, someday you'll be called a great hero. 1. A hero? Do you hear that ******? We've just been pardoned! 3. Ho, ho, that's a gas. We ain?Äôt been arrested yet.   (Robin Hood)

Now I don't want to cause any trouble, but cold facts are cold facts.   (That Uncertain Feeling)

Mike:What you want? Basketball tickets? I can get you any game. Guy at the Computer:Lakers. Courtside seats. Marcus:Man courtside, with them thick ass glasses he can see the game from the parking lot.   (Bad Boys II)