I christen you liar, and your second name is swine.   (Blood and Sand)

So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way over Tibet and get a job in the Hymmalians as a looper. - Looper? - Yeah, caddy, jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and guess who they give me. The Dahli Llama himself. The 12th son of the Llama, graceful flowing robe, bald, stricking. SO we tee off and big hitter the Llama long. He hits it into this 20,000 foot abyss and the edge of this glacier. He turns to me and he says, 'Goonga galoongo, goonga galoongo.' So we finish 18 and he's about to stiff me. So I say, 'hey Llama, how about a little something for the effort you know.' He says, 'there will be no money, but when you die, on your death bed you will recieve total consciencousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.   (Caddyshack)

Our children are a little strange, but their manners are BEAUTIFUL!   (Giant)

mmm this make sme feel so... dirty. I think I'll have a bath right here. *LickLickLick*   (Batman Returns)

Oh, i used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!!!   (Mean Girls)

These are not really my hips. They are a cruel joke that runs in my family.   (Casual Sex?)

Whats he gonna confess, takin a shit?   (Heaven Help Us)

imma be thirty two like magic   (Love & Basketball)

Forgive me my friend, I'm not angry with you, my father was taken from me.   (Planet of the Apes)

I gave you that money in good faith Jack.   (Another 48 Hrs.)

--Do you believe in love at first sight? --It saves a lot of time.   (They Drive by Night)

Benjamin: Trust the French. Jean: Yes trust the French. Where else do I get the opportunity to kill a few redcoats? Perhaps a few wounded ones when your not looking.   (Patriot, The)

if they don't like ya goin' out, they'll love ya comin' in! hahahaha!!!   (Jaws)

(no sound)mother fucker,mother fucker.   (Black Hawk Down)

It was so ugly.   (Clock, The)

Two years military service. Signal Corps. Telephone linesman, long lines. Switchboard maintenance, six months overseas. Separated 9/61. Worked at Bell Labs Communication Research. College on the G.I. bill.   (Three Days of the Condor)

Theresa: get this into one of your 2 heads...   (Looking for Mr. Goodbar)

We just got fired by a fairy.   (Twice Upon a Time)

Governor: Sheav, let's go get us a chocolate hotdog.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

1-Where does The Red Sox Rank in your life? 2-I SAY RED SOX, SEX..THEN BREATHING   (Fever Pitch)