#1- Good morning, that's a clever shower schedule you've worked out. Conserves water too. #2- Look, Lt. Crandell was having trouble with the shower head. #1- It's your boat, sir.   (Operation Petticoat)

mr finch-are you trying to seduce me?   (American Pie)

You guys are dead in the water.   (Big Lebowski, The)

No offence, but if I sent a picture of your mom to my friends she'd defenitly be bonner of the month.   (Tommy Boy)

Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me.   (Grand Hotel)

1/_Well, Jones, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! 2/_Boy, you're something! 1/_Yeah? I'll tell you what.... until I get back my five thousand dollars, you're gonna get more than you bargained for. I'm your goddamn partner!   (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Neil: Don't touch your face. Let it bleed.   (Heat)

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!   (Rent)

I hate men, for as man crazy as I've been my whole life, I sure can't stand them.   (Down with Love)

Maid Marian(singing in the bath): 'Where is the man who carries the key, when will i hear him say Marian, marian, I cannot wait til he sets my heart free, o when will i no him, when will i see him, wen will i hear him say Marian my LOVE.' Brumhilda: 'Hurry up mind lady, you better get out of that tub before that thing begins to RUST!' Marian stands up and you see an iron Chastity belt!!!!   (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

Let me guess, umm dirty pirates?   (Monster House)

You believed in these drugs and you rebuilt this man and you did put him back on the street. But now he's out there killing people, and we can't have that.   (Nightmare)

Underneath this plain, girlish exterior, there's a very plain girl.   (Mary, Mary)

Where the heart is   (A, B, C... Manhattan)

the furnace   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

Wish me happy Valentine's Day when you call, that'd be nice...   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Who's Zed? Zed's Dead honey.   (Pulp Fiction)

I love how you talk out of the side of your mouth. It's like an adorable stroke victim.   (Fever Pitch)

1/_How do you know they'll be back? 2/_Because they're soldiers, sir... like me 1/_Why are they doing this? 2/_They're obeying orders, sir, it's their duty   (Soldier)

Let's forget for a moment that it's a rag -- it happens to be 12 sizes too large.   (Overboard)