They said Van Gogh was crazy because he killed himself. He couldn't sell a painting when he was alive, and now they're worth thirty million dollars. They weren't that bad then and they're not that good now...so who's crazy?   (Cobweb, The)

No offense, but Japan or Canada or anybody else can have the Philippines as far as I'm concerned. It's hot in Manila.   (Across the Pacific)

--Slow down! --I can't. --Would you open your eyes and watch out for those sheep!   (Detective School Dropouts)

I'm trying to sprinkle a little fairy dust!   (Keeping the Faith)

I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.   (Lucky Number Slevin)

Mugatu: You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.   (Zoolander)

[Tagline] Justice has its price.   (Civil Action, A)

I can't get with any religion that advertises in 'Popular Mechanics.'   (Annie Hall)

you may have my body breast and boyfriend but you are not me!!! so go to your own room HALEY AS ALEXIA QUOTES fine but what would mom and dad say? ALEXIA AS HALEY QUOTES fine but if you touch anything you swear that you never been born they yell at each other FINE!!! FINE!!! FINE!!! AND THE DOOR SLAMS   (Wish Upon a Star)

If only we had more women like her. What a revolution we could have.   (Big Bird Cage, The)

I had typhoid fever and rickets. Also rhuematic fever. Measles, chicken pox, pneumonia and several bouts of influenza.   (Kinsey)

D: Blade! Ready to die? B: I was born ready muther-fucker! D: Muther-Fucker... I like that.   (Blade: Trinity)

The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you in the course of a single evening bismirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

...because it's your dog.   (Road Trip)

You're sorry and I'm sorry   (Mission: Impossible 2)

(laughing) AND if you DO, and if you DO!   (Good Morning Vietnam)

To those young warriors of the sky whose wings are folded about them forever.   (Wings)

Y'all think you can catch me now?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

(Opens locked door by taking out hinge screws) 1. Oh! Brilliant. 2. Why, that was pure genius! 3. Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!   (Ever After)

1. Ladies and gentelman, I thought I've seen it all but it appears that Peter La Fleur has blind folded himself. 2. Yeah he will not be able to see very well.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)