I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cuz it says, Hey I'm formal, but I like to party. I like my Jesus to party.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

1/_Are you a lawyer?? 2/_Hell no! I hate lawyers, I just work for one   (Erin Brockovich)

Harry: Didn't your father ever tell you he loved you? Perry: Yeah, when he would beat it on me in Morse code.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Do you really think that Knighting these men will make them better fighers?! Balian: Yes   (Kingdom of Heaven)

Jigsaw killer: Just think of it as a reverse beartrap.   (Saw)

He's got it!   (Searching for Bobby Fischer)

Dat's because ju gotcha head stuck in jo culo   (Scarface)

Beat it Doofus!   (Goofy Movie, A)

1)How did your employment end? 2)I was fired. 1)You did not resign? 2)No, I was fired. 1)Approach the witness? This letter says you quit for personal reasons. 2)The letter is a lie. I was fired so they could claim I no longer worked there. 1)Would you point out the man who made you write this letter? 2)Jack Underhall. He told me I was leaving immediately, and I had two choices: I could call it a firing and leave with nothing, or I could write the letter - and the company would give me $10,000 in cash to keep quiet. I had to make that decision right there, in his presence. 1)Go on. 2)I took the cash and I signed a letter saying I would never discuss my files with anybody. 1)Including the Black file? 2)Specifically the Black file. 1)So you knew that that claim should have been paid? 2)Everybody knew. The company was playing the odds. 1)What odds? 2)The odds that the insured would not consult a lawyer.   (Rainmaker, The)

DAD: Fraj-ee-lay....must be Italian. MOM: Honey I think that says fragile.   (Christmas Story, A)

--You don't seem very sorry. --I am sorry. Sorry that I was caught.   (Strange Love of Martha Ivers, The)

Mungo not know where choo-choo go.....Mungo just pawn in game of life!   (Blazing Saddles)

I guess we're gonna miss the good old days...when people were killed by other people.   (I, Robot)

MENDACITY   (Long Hot Summer, The)

For the first time in 12 years I rolled into traffic with a new partner.   (Dragnet)

munch the muffin   (Smokers, The)

Shitbrick, c'mon   (American Wedding)

Big time football hero.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

All's fair in love and basketball.   (Love & Basketball)

--I've made up my mind. There's nothing to talk about. --You haven't made up your mind. You lost it!   (Hellfighters)