#1 The fogs getting thicker. #2 And Leon's getting larger!   (Airplane!)

give it up for the pretend princess, diner girl, sam montgomery   (Cinderella Story, A)

First off I'm initiating a program to try to find a decent job for every American who wants one.   (Dave)

Well it didn't look like a one-house town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

Beyond the sea.   (Apollo 13)

Hey, Monroe. Is Alma here? Uh, yeah, she's in the condiments aisle. The what? Uh - ketchup. Thanks.   (Brokeback Mountain)

I'd be glad to explain that any connection between you and me is revolting.   (I Was a Male War Bride)

I know what you want. No, I don't. Yes, I do. I don't know.   (Grasshopper, The)

[1 & 2 are trying to warn bodyguards about a bomb in the briefcase that they are carrying.]
1: Now what are you doing?
2: I'm drawing them a picture.
1: What's that?
2: It's a bomb.
1: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, 'Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit'?
2: Do you want to draw the damn thing?
[2 shows 1 the drawling of a bomb with 'bom' written below]
2: Happy?
1: Are you kidding me?
2: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
1: [the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, shit!
1: I forgot to tell you. 'Bom' means 'fuck you' in Polish.
2: Hey, that's not funny man. I almost bought it there!
1: Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.   (Last Boy Scout, The)

You guys like pizza?....Doesn't everybody!?   (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Some women are afraid to talk because a bone will pop outta their mouth   (Eddie Murphy Raw)

You will curse the day you did not do all that the Phantom asked of you.   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

Men who will not give up will be conquered.   (Vanishing, The)

{MARISSA} Put it back! {STEPH} Not until you try it on.   (Maid in Manhattan)

Mr Hillard, do you consider yourself humerous...there was a time when i found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong...thankyou   (Mrs. Doubtfire)

I'm waiting on some money coming through. It's just that at the moment, you know, I'm short. They're going to chuck me out. On the street in Bangkok, that's bad.   (Beach, The)

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?   (Zoolander)

I want to be happy.   (No, No, Nanette)

I'm 37, I'm not old!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Marriage is always a last resort. A woman can have anything she wants- but she always thinks she needs a man.   (Trust)