-I'm scared. -What about death? - NO, Paris.   (Passport to Paris
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I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy,...I'll take pleasure in guttin' you,.... boy!   (Rock, The)

Hey! The doctor told me that Canine semen was pefrectly safe and actually prett.....Whoa you went clepto on my transcripts.   (Van Wilder)

1/_She don't know what she's doing 2/_Oh boy, she knows exactly what she's doin'.... She's drivin' us crazy and lovin' every minute of it. 1/_Shut your mouth about my Lucille!!!   (Cool Hand Luke)

1:Master? 2:Yes? 1: I have something to tell you... 2: I know.   (Name of the Rose, The)

I may kill half of you in training...but the half that lives will be soldiers, I promise you!   (Beau Geste)

What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What...CAN I do? Ben...What can WE do?   (Willard)

Summer clerkship in your office says I know what you're holding. I dont bet with jobs like that. If your right lets just say I'll put you at the top of the list. Alright, you were looking for that third three but you forgot that professor green folded it on fourth street, now youre doing your best to represent that you have it. The DA made his two pair but he knows they're no good, Judge Kaplan was hoping to squeeze out a diamond flush and Mr. Eisen is futily hoping his queens are gonna stand up. So like I said, the dean's bet is twenty dollars.   (Rounders)

And then the door bell rang! (doorbell rings)   (Clue)

If you got poo, throw it now...   (Madagascar)

1)I'm going to do him left handed. 2) But you know what a hurry we're in. 1) It is the only way I can be satisfied. I use my right it's over too quickly. 2)Have it your way.   (Princess Bride, The)

Shut up Spalding!   (Madagascar)

CASEY: Dad, how could you Eve: Casey, your eyes, there wet (casey runs up to her room) DAD: Casey, Case, Casey CASEY: Go away DAD: Nothing happened casey CASEY: She was trying to kiss you so that you would fall in love with her DAD: I'm not falling in love with anyone honey CASEY: You let her stay in mom's special place dad, nothing i do is gonna make a difference everything is ruined DAD: Case CASEY: Just go away i hate you   (Life-Size)

Fuck Fuck Fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, noich noich noich, 1 2, 1 2 3 4, noich noich noich, smokin weed smokin weed, doin coke drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts,smoke... Kids - Hey can I get a nickle bag.. Jay - 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle of love. Oye oye o. I think I want to know ya, know ya. yeah what? Kid- what the hell are u singing? Jay- You don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the mad notes- written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world the motherfucking Time. Kid- You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Other Kid- Yeah Purple Rain. Kid- That shit was so gay-- fucking eighties style. Jay and Slient Bob look at each other.Then, grab the kid that said it and through him against the wall and Jay says Don't never say an unkind word about the time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy and tubby here's my black manservant. What?   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

You've heard of Typhoid Mary? Say hello to Pox Knox   (Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday)

The wedding had to be fun!   (Wedding Crashers)

You're living the American dream.   (History of Violence, A)

I think the butler did it.   (True Confessions)

Well, you're no better than a hooker. You're no better than those slat-busters following General Hooker's army.   (Band of Angels)

(1)They go together like lamb and tunafish. (Lawyer): Lamb and tunafish? (1)Or spaghetti and meatball, if you are more comfortable with that analogy. (Hobo) Yeah, if you dont like spaghetti and meatballs, get the heck out. (1) I'll come down there and give you crew cut mister! (Hobo) Let's see your clippers! (1) It not my fault your father is crazy! (Hobo)*Now eating cantaloupe* STOP YELLING AT ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!   (Big Daddy)