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You tit! I was so scared, I soiled my armor!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Her Name's Rosanna.   (Babe)

I have a entire theme park of Red Delights waiting for You...   (Constantine)

Fix bayonets!   (Fixed Bayonets!)

Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. Has to land on somebody. It was my turn, that's all. I was in the path of the tornado.   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

You think quantum physics has the answer?   (Anything Else)

1/ Sir, don't you think it's a little risky for R & R??? 2/ If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach!!   (Apocalypse Now)

Aaron (Roy): Who the fuck are you? Marty: Who the fuck are you?   (Primal Fear)

Annie: Elise, you're gifted,talented and successful. Brenda, you're wonderfully verbal. And I am seeing a very talented therapist. We're in our prime!   (First Wives Club, The)

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih tzu. Mary: Really? That's weird. Harry: Yeah, we call it a baloney! (laughs)   (Dumb & Dumber)

I'm the Whistler. I know many things, for I walk by night...I know many strange tales hidden in the hearts of men and women who have stepped into the shadows.   (Whistler, The)

How can you say that?   (Lenny)

OH FOR THE LOVE OF CARBS!!   (Sleepover)

Learn or be killed.   (Class of 1999)

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!... And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, Oh, you're nailing me! cool!   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I'm placing my thoughts elsewhere while you chatter away.   (Remains of the Day, The)

(1) did you ask your uncle before you took his car? (2) Hey he let's me drive it anytime I want. (1) Then why did you had to hot wire it?!   (Wildcats)

let me set the scene for u, i got on camoflauge pants, camoflauge shirt, camoflauge hat,i got camoflauge paint on my face. she is in a yellow joggin suit, white tennis shoes, and she brought her purse. im here to kill a deer, shes here to take it shoppin!   (Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again)

If you will it, it is no dream.   (Big Lebowski, The)

We have a date with destiny and it looks like she's serving the lobster!   (Mystery Men)