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OKAY ENOUGH ENOUGH,   (Just Friends)

Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you SUCK at it!   (Erin Brockovich)

- Most sixteen/seventeen year old kids, they make a bad choice. Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk. They get sent to the Principal office, have their car keys taken away or get grounded. Then there's kids that make a bad choice, somebody ends up shot dead in a parking lot. Those kids get sent here.   (Gridiron Gang)

Time has little meaning here in the catalisosphere.   (Beyond the Time Barrier)

I took the liberty of ordering for you   (Shall We Dance?)

1: What's a Panama? 2: It's a Navy thing. 1: I didn't know you were in Panama. 2: We weren't in Panama, we were in Nicaragua. 1: So why do you call it a Panama? 2: Because we thought we were in Panama!   (Sahara)

Let's make some music.   (El Dorado)

You were supposed to be working with professionals.   (Renaissance Man)

These lawyers get $1,000 an hour, and I hate them   (Rainmaker, The)

People are always impressed when you call them long distance.   (Spirit of St. Louis, The)

Don't shoot, I'm an actor!   (Once Upon a Crime...)

Mitzuko: Was that a gun? Jun: Probably. This is America.   (Mystery Train)

No, I wasn't talking to you, I don't even know your name, it's what? Lan -o, Lan-o-lin? Like sheep's wool?   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Mr. Woodrow: You know why I like to teach children, Jack? So I don't get so wrapped up in being an adult. So I can remember that there are other things that are important in life. Like riding a bike, playing in a treehouse, or splashing in water with good shoes on. You were a shooting star amongst ordinary stars. Have you ever seen a shooting star, Jack? It's wonderful. It passes quickly but while it's here it just lights up the whole sky. It's the most beautiful thing you'd ever want to see. So beautiful that the other stars just stop and watch. You almost never see one. Jack: Why? Mr Woodrow: Because they are very rare, quite rare. But I saw one--I did. Jack: But I just want to be a regular star. Mr Woodrow: Jack, you'll never be regular, you're spectacular.   (Jack)

(headline of newspaper) Drunk Billionaire Burns Down Mansion   (Batman Begins)

I am calm! I am VERY FUCKING CALM!!!   (Identity)

1.You did land us on the rocks. 2.And you knew there were risks.   (Red Planet)

You keep the gas..., as a bonus!   (Licence to Kill)

Gee, Mom, you look real groovy.   (Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number!)

Leatha necked, Jarhead motha fucka   (Heartbreak Ridge)