S: So, answer me one question: why can't I have you? T: Because you are lower than dirt! You're subterrainnean! You're a Townie, for God's sakes!   (Strike!)

Only a friend Thats all I have to give   (Spider-Man)

You should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called Liar Liar and the message was, Don't lie. And that was a smart movie.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

if you're from africa, why are you white?   (Mean Girls)

My name is Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. And I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more balls than all you numb-nuts put together.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

1) Why you got the weird look all over your face? 2) Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. 2) Well snap out of it.   (Wedding Crashers)

We just got fired by a fairy.   (Twice Upon a Time)

I don't know anything about the enemy. I thought all Americans were cowards. I was taught they were savages.   (Letters from Iwo Jima)

--What do you use for fuel, Professor?
--A mixture of liquid oxygen and alcohol.   (Operation Crossbow)

Marlin: Dori... Dori: *Gasp* Who's there? Marlin: It's me Dori: Are you my conscience? Marlin: Yes, I'm your conscience... we haven't spoken for a while. How are you? Dori: Mm, can't complain. Marlin: Now Dori, tell me, do you see anything? Dori: I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead? Marlin: Noo, I see it too...   (Finding Nemo)

Ben, do you find my wife attractive? Cause we could work something out.   (Fever Pitch)

1/_Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong, jack. Lords of Death are just errand boys for ther Wing Kong 2/_Great, who wiped out all those yellow turbans up there, I mean those guys were winning!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

(1) Hey Matty,where's Wyatt? (2) Right behind you, Stillwell   (Tombstone)

WHAT IS THIS?1? A CENTER FOR ANTS!?!   (Zoolander)

There is no such thing as adventure, there is no such thing as romance. There's only trouble and desire. And the funny thing is when you desire something, you immediately get in trouble. When you're in trouble, you don't desire anything at all.   (Simple Men)

1)Dammit, Bill -- how could you do something like this to me? 2)Something like what? 1)Oh, come on, we're not children. I didn't have anything to do with this Fidelity nonsense and you know it. 2)All I've got is my integrity. That's all I have. Now I don't know why you turned your attack dogs on me.   (Dave)

Trust can get you dead.   (Man, The)

How could this happen? We picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?   (Producers, The)

Crestwood is a maggot pusswad!   (Pump Up the Volume)

[A mouse squeaks] Snowflake: Shh!   (Scamper the Penguin)