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Actually that was all just a test to see how you respond to crazy people, and you passed.   (Must Love Dogs)

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[Tagline] The first time was only a warning....   (Damien: Omen II)

Tina you fat tub of lard come get some dinner.   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Jason: I will take you wherever you need to go. I will take you there, and i will leave you there. You can do whatever you want, you never have to see me again. But not here. If we stay here, we die.   (Bourne Identity, The)

I hope you lose.   (Cincinnati Kid, The)

You catch the ball, You throw the ball, You hit the ball, Sometimes you win, Sometimes you lose, And sometimes it rains, Think about that...   (Bull Durham)

We got what we wanted. We're about to collect.   (After Dark, My Sweet)

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.   (Godfather, The)

Yours is Virgil, right? Hilts, just make it Hilts.   (Great Escape, The)

--I saw you hit that poor man. --Yes, ma'am, just as hard as I could.   (Tall in the Saddle)

1)It was a difficult time for me personally. I was under a lot of stress. We'd denied this claim seven times before. I was trying to be emphatic. I snapped. I regret having written it and I apologise. 2)Isn't it a little late for an apology? 1)Maybe. 2)Maybe? The boy is dead, isn't he? 1)Yes.   (Rainmaker, The)

Harry: Hagrid, what's with the flower?... Hagrid, did you comb your hair?!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

There's my hole Johnny. I gotta go!   (Seabiscuit)

You want somebody, don't follow them. Wait until they come to you.   (Package, The)

I sell to leftists and I sell to rightists. I even sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers.   (Lord of War)

Hey, babe. It is babe, isn't it?   (
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No way I put that shite in my body (takes a shot of scotch) Its naught but fucking chemicals!   (Trainspotting)

Calvin: So what was it? Meg: What? Calvin: What you have that makes you so special. Meg: Love.   (Wrinkle in Time, A)

Dead. D-E-D. Dead.   (Spawn)