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Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina?   (8MM)

Don't touch that squirrels nuts, it makes him crazy   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Power is fleeting. Love is eternal.   (Krull)

1/_ Via-con-dias! 2/ And a Via-con-diablos to you too!   (Demon Knight)

Why was I not made of stone like thee?   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

Oh, Jesus... who invited Seacow and Fattie?   (Rolling Kansas)

1)You have really kind eyes, you know that? 2) Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

--Hi. -- Hi? What you mean hi? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?   (Undercover Brother)

Vice presidents are working at Burger King.   (Fun with Dick and Jane)

SMILE, it increases the face value.   (Steel Magnolias)

Three kinds of ore: gold, silver, copper.   (Thin Man, The)

1)I gotta get that ball back. 2) Once a ball goes over that fence it's gone man. 1)No i gotta get that ball back. It was my dad's. It was signed. 2) By who? 1)I don't know some girl named Baby Ruth. All) BABE RUTH?!?!   (Sandlot, The)

And what the hell's marriage? Extortion, prostitution, soliciting with a government stamp on it.   (Anderson Tapes, The)

I know a good church down there on Main Street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian.   (Nutty Professor, The)

For good or ill, she is my destiny.   (Conqueror, The)

As a matter of fact i happen to know exactly where Germany is, but the question is Do you know where the location of yor asshole is?   (Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason)

You hit me in the face.   (James and the Giant Peach)

BRACKiN AND MORGAN ROCK!   (Butterfly Effect, The)

Take her in! We'll have her reprogrammed!   (Sleeper)

People are more than one thing.   (Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise)