Like white on rice   (Wedding Crashers)

1#The what?...but you are tired and must rest a while. Midget! Crapper! 2+3#Yes, O Zoot? 1#Prepare a bed for our quest. 2+3#Oh thank you, Zoot, thank you, thank you. 1#Away varaltesses   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Christa:Are You Okay. Zack:Ahhh What Happing Another Tree Is it Tall.   (FernGully: The Last Rainforest)

Why won't a man ever once prefer a girl who's simply fat?   (Cinderella)

So in we marched. The bride, the groom, a bottel of champaing, and 16 children.   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

Harry: Hagrid, what's with the flower?... Hagrid, did you comb your hair?!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

{MARISSA} Put it back! {STEPH} Not until you try it on.   (Maid in Manhattan)

Do you honestly know of one criminal act this poor creature committed?   (Son of Frankenstein)

1)Mine's bigger than yours. 2)I beg your pardon? 1)My cucumber, it's bigger than yours. Vegetables can be so sensuous, don't you think? 2)No. People are sensuous, vegetables are sensual.   (Animal House)

your mom is sexy!   (Miracle)

Nick: Sarah Harding! Malcolm: How many Sarah's do you think are on this island?   (Lost World: Jurassic Park, The)

We are asked to remember much. The white man is asked to remember nothing. The white man's words are lies.   (Cheyenne Autumn)

Believe me, there's a future in garbage.   (Cousins)

Excellent clue, but like the last rose of summer, bloom too late.   (Charlie Chan at the Opera)

And the Druids are standing there saying - 'heave everyone heave! Well done everyone, you're doing very well! You're going to love it. I've seen some of the drawings...very special'   (Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill)

she told me to stay in the closet, no mater what i was to stay in the closet   (Child of Mine)

Are'nt you forgetting, I'm a Vampire. that has surtain Advantiges.I DON'T KILL PEOPLE. What do I have to do kill you?   (My Best Friend is a Vampire)

FAITH: You know i would never try to be your mom lil, i just want to be your friend. You must have had a wonderful mom and you must miss her a lot. Would you tell me about her. LILY: What. FAITH: Would you tell me about your mom, tell me what she was like. (LILY STARTS TO CRY) FAITH: What is it sweetie. LILY: No-one ever asked me about.........no-one ever talked to me about her... FAITH: You know you can talk to me lil, you can talk to me about anything. (FAITH COMFORTS LILY)   (Just in Time)

Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? Lady at bus stop: Austria. Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Lady at bus stop: Let's not.   (Dumb & Dumber)

1)What about her. 2)Her?... Oh -- the First Lady...She was giving that commencement speech up in Bryn Mawr. I managed to catchher before she left the hotel. 1)And... 2)I told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at `the hotel.' She seems to hate him more than ever. 1)Fine.   (Dave)