[Tagline]_The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise   (Lord of War)

My client can't read.   (No Mercy)

As Ray Porter watches Mirabelle walk away he feels a loss. How is it possible, he thinks, to miss a woman whom he kept at a distance so that when she was gone he would not miss her. Only then does he realize that wanting part of her and not all of her had hurt them both and how he cannot justify his actions except that... well... it was life.   (Shopgirl)

Switowski: (sniff..sniff) I think I made him shit himself. Coah Scarborough: I think that guy just shit himself. Sportscaster: I think that guy just shit himself. Referee: whew, this guy just shit himself big-time.   (Longest Yard, The)

1/_I'm in charge here!! I drop this stick and they're picking your friend up with a sponge!!! Are you ready to die, friend!!! 2/_Fuck you!! 1/_OH!? In two hundred years we've come from *I regret that I have one life to give for my country* to *FUCK YOU* !!??   (Speed)

#1: So, this Joe, is he cool? #2: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.   (Heist)

Ned! I brought ya a chicken dinner!   (Waking Ned Devine)

It can't be done...writing your name upside down and backwords without stopping.   (Topper)

I think that's just elegant.   (Seven Year Itch, The)

Don't get around much anymore.   (Full Moon in Blue Water)

Hey, Little Goldfish.   (Hello Down There)

I have car under control.   (Red Heat)

no blood, no tears, no glory   (Alamo, The)

#1- Over the mountains of the moon, down the valley of the shadow, Ride boldly ride. Always liked that poem, too. Makes me want to ... #2- Ride boldly ride?   (El Dorado)

36 dicks?you mean i'm number 37?   (Clerks)

I like to think of Jesus as having huge angel wings, and singin the lead lyrics to Lynyrd Skynard, and I'm in the front row hammered drunk!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

And the Pink Panther diamond had disappeared.   (Pink Panther, The)

The people in this town, they need me. I bring a sense of order to their lives. Not law. Order.   (Quick and the Dead, The)

why is this mvie so shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   (Remember the Titans)

Kirk:You FOOL,look around you,the planets destroying itself! Klingon:YES,accelerating isn't it! Kirk:If we don't help each other we'll die here! Klingon:Fine,then thats the way it should be.   (Star Trek III: The Search for Spock)