All love ends in sadness in my experience.   (Habit)

Am I wrecking my car?   (Say Anything...)

[1 & 2 are trying to warn bodyguards about a bomb in the briefcase that they are carrying.]
1: Now what are you doing?
2: I'm drawing them a picture.
1: What's that?
2: It's a bomb.
1: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, 'Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit'?
2: Do you want to draw the damn thing?
[2 shows 1 the drawling of a bomb with 'bom' written below]
2: Happy?
1: Are you kidding me?
2: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
1: [the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, shit!
1: I forgot to tell you. 'Bom' means 'fuck you' in Polish.
2: Hey, that's not funny man. I almost bought it there!
1: Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.   (Last Boy Scout, The)

Darryl:look at that Dale:What? Darryl:back there   (Castle, The)

badges
  (Blazing Saddles)

--Your prostate started acting up? --Not yet. --Something to look forward to.   (Twilight)

I don't want to sound queer or anything, but I would really like to make love to you tonight.   (Orgazmo)

I'm a pimp and a gambler and a thief. I don't have your talent to dance myself where I want to go in this world. There's only two things I gotta do in this life: Stay black and die. The white man ain't left me nothing out here but the underworld, and that is where I dance. Let me ask you something, Sandman: where do you dance?   (Cotton Club, The)

crimson tide   (C.C. and Company)

Vampire in subway: No fat people...they taste like cheetos.   (Blade: Trinity)

NATALIE: Ive seen you with your grandfather, and i know what you've been through to give him what he wanted. To see me. I know you didn't want to at all. You where there for him when he needed you and i'm proud of you   (Little John (Drama))

Who do you want me to be?I've been nobody but myself my whole life.   (Big Fish)

Henry: YOUR Mom? Are you crazy?! Your Mom's maggot food.   (Good Son, The)

Mary: Old lady, huh? Steve: Let me explain Mary: You told me you're name was STEVE? Steve: My name is Steve, my last name is Edison, Fran calls me Eddie it's a nickname. Mary: I have a better nickname for you, how about common, cheating sleezy... Steve: I know what you're thinking Mary: What I'm thinking involves a machette and a pair of plyers. Steve: Okay. Now the day you had the accident... Mary: That was a special day. Steve: Yes it was, I was running late. Mary: How convenient. Steve: I was on my way to meet Fran and our wedding planner Mary: SURPRISE! Steve: ...which you turn out to be, what are the odds? Mary: Don't dance around the issue Steve: I'm not! Mary: You didn't show that day because you don't want to get married. I see it all the time Steve: You see what? Mary: Why'd you tell you're fiance you saved an old lady? Exactly! You think you want to get married, but you don't. You're just pitiful and confused looking around for some hot pepper whereever you can. Steve: Oh, you have no idea what you are talking about. Mary: Yeah? Steve: Yeah! Mary: Then why'd you go to the movies with me? Steve: Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said 'hey, you know what? a movie sounds good.' Plus I got an invitation. Mary: Why is Steve refering to himself in the 3rd person? Steve: What are you talking about? Mary: You think you can double talk your way out of this, throw me off your scent? But I smell you! Steve: Yeah, I smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches. Mary: What? Steve: It's what you said to me right before you passed out. Mary: Ugh I did not. (....don't know this part...) Mary: Ugh, you are hideous. Steve: Yeah? Then why'd you ask me to dance? Mary: I didn't Steve: Yeah you did you said 'Steve do you want to dance?' Mary: I did not...and even if I did I'm not the one who's engaged. Steve: It was a dance. Whoopty doo. Didn't mean anything. Mary: Then why'd you almost   (Wedding Planner, The)

Goodnight Lois   (Superman)

You realize your history of violent assault does not make you case any easier, but I can help you.   (Physical Evidence)

General Grievous: Ah! The Negotiator, General Kenobi a pleasure. And young Skywalker, I would have expected someone of your reputation to have been...older. Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous...your shorter than I imagined.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

You all, listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No, they will see free men and freedom! And the enemy will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! With the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, Hoist the Colors!   (
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1/ Mr Townes, who is in authority here? 2/ [long pause].......you are. 1/ Very well then, since I *am* in authority here, I have decided to finish this plane and make it fly!.... we shall now go back to work   (Flight of the Phoenix, The)

Oooh, look who knows so much. For your information your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.   (Princess Bride, The)