A) I don't drink. I feel it affects your decision-making. B) You may be right - I can't decide.   (Arthur)

My boy, if silence is golden, you are bankrupt.   (Jade Mask, The)

if you're from africa, why are you white?   (Mean Girls)

And now, sir, let me introduce you to brother Peachy Carnahan, which is him, and brother Daniel Dravatt, which is I. The less said about our professions the better, for we have been most things in our time. We've been all over India. We know her cities, her jungles and her passes and we have decided that she isn't big enough for such as we   (Man Who Would Be King, The)

Hey 12 step! Jay!!!   (Clerks II)

only the hottest ppl r going to be there, and only the hottest of the hottest r going to make it onto the cover of hamptons magasine   (White Chicks)

Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone, Captain Clarence Ouver white courtesy phone. (Captain picks up red phone) Lady On Phone: No, the white phone! Captain Ouver: Oh... (Captain picks up white phone) Captain Ouver: This is Captain Ouver Lady on Phone: One moment for your call from the Mayo clinic Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone Captain Clarence Ouver Captain Ouver: I've got it! Loudspeaker: Thank you!   (Airplane!)

Mama, please. I just came down with a rare disease. Mama said: Come on you lazy bum, get your butt out of bed!   (Grease 2)

Derek: Brint Brint: huh Derek: No!   (Zoolander)

Katie Johnson: Luke, do you remember all of those tight outfits you were always making me wear?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

WELCOME TO THE GARDEN STATE CRUISE.   (Black Dog)

i just got so hurt... really hurt... and sometimes when that happens... something inside just shuts off   (Fever Pitch)

Show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints.   (Aviator, The)

Michael Jordan can kiss my butt.   (Ringer, The)

You're like the drunken abusive grandfather I never had.   (Cabin Boy)

Kill or be killed!   (Utah Kid, The)

Mary Ann and I left Wheaton together and went to Chicago.   (Body Heat)

We gotta nail Bill. We gotta... slaughter him. Right off the face of the planet! Him and that tramp. That infant! I need a drink.   (First Wives Club, The)

Arnie:Look I'm sorry about the movie, but this is work. Dennis:Don't worry about it.   (Christine)

What's your beef with the Australians? I don't like their attitude!   (D.E.B.S.)