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--Things are gonna turn around. --That's your theme song.   (Blood and Wine)

Sparrow: Have I threaten you before?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.   (Casablanca)

Stick 'em fuck 'em christ pop 'em   (Slap Shot)

you are a psychopathis shcizophrenic maladjusted social misfit   (About Last Night...)

SUCK MY ASS!!!   (Very Bad Things)

When will these people learn how to fly?!   (X2)

The 39 Steps is the name of an organization of foreign spies collecting information for ...   (39 Steps, The)

Maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manekin Skywalker so much... Danger, danger my shitty acting is ruining saga.   (Clerks II)

If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch, bitch!   (Poetic Justice)

So I had a hot head, a weak heart, and an even worse stage name.   (Beyond the Sea)

The enemy of my enemy... is my friend   (Alien vs. Predator)

I'm in deep slutch...   (Goofy Movie, A)

I don't know anything about these letters asking for love advice... the only thing I know about love is that I should be out there making it instead of sitting in here talking about it to you guys   (Pump Up the Volume)

It smells like Big Foot's dick.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

--Like you said 'The law is the law and we have to face up to it sometime.'
--When did I say that?   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

Michael Jordan can kiss my butt.   (Ringer, The)

Ive got the need, the need for speed.   (Top Gun)

A man who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.   (Batman Begins)

See, now thats what your black ass get. Oh i'm gonna get mine I'ma tell mom. YOU BETTER NOT TELL!   (Head of state)