--How do you come to this dirty business? --The usual...Money.   (Professionals, The)

We need to talk!   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Billy to Baby: Can you keep a secret? Your parents would kill you, Max would kill me.   (Dirty Dancing)

Wax on, Wax off   (Karate Kid, The)

Latest sports news off the streets, boppers, The Baseball Furies dropped the ball, made an error... our friends are on second base and are trying to make it all the way home, but the inside word is that the odds are against them... stay tuned boppers, stay tuned   (Warriors, The)

Joel: What if it breaks? Clementine: What if? do you really care right now?   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

1) Chochem is over eight hundred years old, no one can argue with the wisdom of the ages. 2) I can.   (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

What the hell is he going to do, braid your scalp?   (Beauty Shop)

A little suction   (Father of the Bride Part II)

THE SWAN ATE MY BABY!!!   (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

Carl Hanratty: Wanna hear a joke? FBI Agents: Sure, let's hear it. Carl Hanratty: Knock Knock. FBI Agents: Who's there? Carl Hanratty: (thinks) Go fuck yourselves.   (Catch Me If You Can)

DOG SHIT TACO! (zap) take this on for size, BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE! (zap) Hey guy, i know i was mean before, but i can change. o.k. NOT! FUCK SHIT COCK BITH BUTHOLE TITTY BONER BARBARA STRISAND! (ZAAAPP)   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

The Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card. You'd tell them everything.   (Annie Hall)

You can have Doctor Frankenputz here and I'll take Ty. A lot you fucking know....Danunzio.   (Caddyshack)

1)Would you call that color Grape or Aubergene? 2)Shut up! 1)What? 2)You're makin a fool outta yourself Claree 1)I am not! 2)All the listeners want to hear about are touchdowns and injuries! No one gives a damn about that Grape shit!   (Steel Magnolias)

Everyone at the War Memorial is standing on their feet, screaming KILL KILL KILL this is hockey.-(Jim Carr during the championship game   (Slap Shot)

5 foot 8. Am I right? Lady, I ain't never wrong.   (Quick and the Dead, The)

I got a boy. Eight months old. Smiles a lot.   (Brokeback Mountain)

miss veronica is so hot, want to touch the heiny   (Billy Madison)

Mikaela: So if it's some super advanced robot, why does it turn back into a piece of crap Camaro? Bumblebee: [pulls over, pushes Sam & Mikaela out, drives off] Sam: See? Now you've upset it. Bumblebee: [finds a new model Camaro, scans it, and transforms into it, driving back up to Sam & Mikaela] Sam: Whoa.   (Transformers)