muppetsfromspace

(in creole accent) Passion Fish   (Passion Fish)

jj   (Trading Places)

DOG SHIT TACO! (zap) take this on for size, BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE! (zap) Hey guy, i know i was mean before, but i can change. o.k. NOT! FUCK SHIT COCK BITH BUTHOLE TITTY BONER BARBARA STRISAND! (ZAAAPP)   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

Saddam's comming and he's pissed!   (Three Kings)

I want you all to take a real long look at me... that shouldn't be any hardship... 'cause I'm handsome   (Conrack)

if ur from africa why are you white? -Caren you just can ask people why there white!   (Mean Girls)

Al, you reek of shit.   (American Psycho)

You know women, mate.....like monkeys, they are... won't let go of one branch until they've got hold of the next   (Mission: Impossible 2)

Skip-tracer.   (Truck Turner)

It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. But the people in the photos are sad and alone. But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie and everyone loves a big, fat lie.   (Closer)

Look at this, a ball and 2 jackets.   (Goal!)

How can I handcuff a blooming shirt?   (Invisible Man, The)

And I want you all to check the back of it, all right, to make sure that there are no stray bits of punched-out paper called 'card-hole-aggregate-debris.' Or what the, uh, what the folks down at IBM like to call 'chads.'   (Bobby)

All these years being on the force, I still can't believe there can be this kind of evil.   (To Catch a Killer)

1. you wanna see a pretty girl? she's practically undressing me with her eyes   (Big Bounce, The)

Virtual Realty.   (Toy Story)

Satan reasons like a man, but God thinks in terms of eternity   (Deja Vu)

--What was it like out in Indian territory? --Lonely as hell.   (Tom Horn)

Henry: YOUR Mom? Are you crazy?! Your Mom's maggot food.   (Good Son, The)

fight me you punk-ass bitch!   (8 Mile)