It's fuckin' freezin' out there and I was a cesarian.   (Naked)

'You're Sicilian, huh?' 'Yeah, Sicilian.' 'Hmmm... You know, I read a lot. Especiall thins about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know are not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.' 'Ehhh... Come again?' 'It's a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you could look it up. Hundreds of years ago, you see eh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. You see, way back then, Sicilians seemed like waps from Northern Italy. They all had blond hair, blue eyes. But eh, well, then the Moors moved in and eh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blond hair, blue eyes, became black hair, dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me, to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that eh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. This eh... No, I'm qouting history... It's written. It's a fact, it's written....' 'Ilove this guy, haha...' 'Your ancestors are niggers. Haha. Yeah. And yoyr great, great, great, great grandmother fucked a nigger. Yeah. And she had a halve nigger kid. Now if that's a fact, tell me... am I lyin'? 'Cause you are part eggplant.' 'Ooow. Heei, heei, heei, you are a cantalope..... Oooow. That was beautiful.'   (True Romance)

We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.   (Hamburger Hill)

--Never ask a President to promise anything. --I'm not. I'm asking my dad.   (Chasing Liberty)

That's a crackerjack of a name for a woman!   (Shootist, The)

--It must be some stuggle to achieve success in Hollywood? --Oh, no. You just have to know which fork to use and which knife to stick in whose back.   (Caught in the Draft)

Ive got the need, the need for speed.   (Top Gun)

Robbie: What are they? Terrorists? Ray: No, this came from somewhere else. Robbie: Where?! Like, Europe?! Ray: No, Robbie! Not like Europe!!   (War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise))

Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz.   (Swarm, The)

Grandma, not my prison shank!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

I hate to break it to you, but He is - He most definitely is.   (I ♥ Huckabees)

And we simply can't afford a governor who needs on the job training.   (Power)

1.Yall take a look at this lump of $h1t!Remember what it looks like. You f*ck up in a fire fight and I gd guarantee you a trip out of tha bush.IN A BODY BAG!And that goes for you $h1t for brains.You don't sleep on no f*ckin ambush.2.It wasn't me sarge it was...3.You in a heap of trouble boy.1.And the next son of a bitch I catch copping z's in the bush,I'm personally gonna take an interest in seein em suffer.1.Dock tag him and bag him.   (Platoon)

Gib: Driving with the load not properly tied down.   (Sure Thing, The)

1/_Bitterman! Do you want to double your salary!? 2/_Yes sir! 1/_Then open that door!   (Arthur)

en garde you over grown pocket watch!   (Beauty and the Beast)

Nine days? You better have more sake.   (Defending Your Life)

I wont shake your hand, but I will give you this! (kiss)   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

guy-'Make way for fanny! Fanny commin' through!' girl-(about the room) 'Oooh..it's beautiful!' guy-'Why thank you child, I have been doin' my bunn busters..'   (Scary Movie 2)

1)Shut up, you fucking loser. The only reason I took this part was because someone said you knew Quentin Tarantino! You're nowhere, man. 2)Hey, you want to go? Go! I'm sick of your shit, you hostess twinkie motherfucker!   (Living in Oblivion)