1)Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day. 2)A union man only works eight hours a day 1)I belong to two unions.   (Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein)

The best love is that kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more. That plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That is what you have given to me, and thats what i hope to give to you forever. I love you I'll be seeing you Noah   (Notebook, The)

[1 & 2 are trying to warn bodyguards about a bomb in the briefcase that they are carrying.]
1: Now what are you doing?
2: I'm drawing them a picture.
1: What's that?
2: It's a bomb.
1: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, 'Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit'?
2: Do you want to draw the damn thing?
[2 shows 1 the drawling of a bomb with 'bom' written below]
2: Happy?
1: Are you kidding me?
2: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
1: [the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, shit!
1: I forgot to tell you. 'Bom' means 'fuck you' in Polish.
2: Hey, that's not funny man. I almost bought it there!
1: Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.   (Last Boy Scout, The)

Derek: What is this a center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children how to learn to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: Derek, no it's just a small.... Derek: No i don't want to hear excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. Mugatu: HE's absolutly right. Derek: Thank you, i have a vision. Mugatu: and so do i, let me show u mine.   (Zoolander)

My Anger Outweighs my guilt   (Batman Begins)

That smells like soap bar to me.... can't fault a bit of solid   (Human Traffic)

Its fuck me running a 160....... not 170   (Blow)

You know, the explotation of the masses.   (Ship of Fools)

Bowers: That William, I can not strees this enough, you've got to allow for the wind factor, it's vital, you understand. Kahne: wait a minute, wait a minute, McGrevey 1:00, thank you, thank you so much Bowers: Oh thats too easy, his head's so big it's not even fair Billy: Need one Bowers: Give it 3 feet to the left Billy: Bombs away (splat) Everyone: ohh yes yes yes yes McGrevey: BOWERS, I know its you buddy, I know its you   (Little Big League)

Harry: Hagrid, what's with the flower?... Hagrid, did you comb your hair?!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

You can bring one toy   (Toy Story)

fart   (Raising Arizona)

Can you spell MGM backwards? I bet you can't.   (Showgirls)

So Luigi Luigi or Luigi Mario?   (Super Mario Bros.)

So you're the boss, the electrician, and the janitor? Must be a killer Christmas party. Don't get drunk now, one of you might need a ride home!   (Bruce Almighty)

You want my parents to help raise her? Look what they did to me.   (Munich)

1/_If you ask me, what a animal does in the wild is his own business, as long as he doesn't do it to man.... I think Mark Twain said that 2/_I think he didn't, but since you said it, I think we got it covered 1/_Everyone's a *comedian/sarcastic*   (Lake Placid)

Do you want this baby? Yes very much so. You see this baby won't have to worry if it's a Beardsley or a North.   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

In your car. Outside. Amoungst the aliens boy that's.... convinient.   (Faculty, The)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   (Remember the Titans)