If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.   (Home Alone)

--Okay, who do I have there now? --Drucker and me, boss. And Schwartz.   (Heat)

things that involve soft cheese and plastic toys   (Johnny English)

Ruperict, Remember what we did when Uncle Ted was here? (Ruperict dons a yellow rubber glove and begins to lube it up good with K-Y jelly) No No Ruperict,... before that!   (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

People...all going somewhere...all with their own thoughts...with their own ideas...with their own personalities.   (Glen or Glenda)

#1What a filthy job. #2:Could be worse. #1:How? #2:Could be raining.   (Young Frankenstein)

--I'm glad he's pushing up daisies. --He is not pushing up daisies. He is dead. --It's an idiom. --You, sir, are the idiom.   (Pink Panther, The)

The staff is mighter than the sword   (Black Arrow)

Why Mr. Babcock You've gone out!   (Auntie Mame)

He's a squid's dick.   (Summer Rental)

Eric Matthews: You junkie bitch!   (Saw III)

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been instructed to return to the gate. For your safety, please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop. We anticipate only a short delay.   (Bullitt)

She married three different men. She killed all of them.   (Black Widow)

Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities. You think losing is winning.   (Kung Pow:Enter The Fist)

1. Ridley, you got any Beeman's (gum) on you? 2. You know I might have me a stick 1. Well, loan me some. I'll pay you back tomorrow 2. Fair enough   (Right Stuff, The)

You're the only family I got.... I got three beautiful kids, I love em, they're yours. Trish does my laundry, I live in your icebox, I live in your life!!!   (Lethal Weapon 3)

Door man: Invite only. Eddy: Invite Door man: Yeah you know. Pretty white pieces of paper. With your name on it. Eddy: I got hundred thousand pretty white pieces of paper here with the Queen's head on it!?   (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

If your mother were alive, she'd turn over in her grave!   (Jungle Fever)

Frankie, I've seen you at Mass almost every day for 23 years. The only person comes to church that much is the kind who can't forgive himself for something   (Million Dollar Baby)

just get bologna mister   (Mr. Mom)