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--Maybe the war's catching up with me. Its ugliness, its stupidity, futility. --It's a job, that's all.   (Battle Circus)

So what would you little maniacs like to do first?   (Weird Science)

Cram it up your crap hole La Fleur!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.   (Hijacking Hollywood)

Computers rule the world today.   (Superman III)

1) Besides, you're not my type. 2) Smart? 1) Single.   (Casino Royale)

1. You graduated? 2. Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?   (BASEketball)

Easiest thing in the world.   (Ladykillers, The)

1/_ [walls] two thee feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside and covered with brick by now 2/_Don't give up, Jack! 1/_OK, I won't, Wang, let's just chew our way outta here!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

Dear friend:   (In the Good Old Summertime)

Mrs. Harker, I've buried two wives, and many lovers, and I'm in no mood for either!   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

I'm a block of ice.   (Closer)

JOHN: you have to tell him NATALIE: tell him, why would you want to burden him with this JOHN: he has to know why mother never wanted him NATALIE: see this is what happens when you interfear, if you had just left it, he could have gone through his whole life without ever knowing. JOHN: Natalie i have been the boys father and mother for his whole life. i can't keep something like this secret from him NATALIE: Then you tell him and you leave me out of it.   (Little John (Drama))

It's Probably Me___-___Sting   (Lethal Weapon 3)

Nobody builds henges like that anymore. Nobody knows what the fuck a henge is.   (Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill)

They're both named Steven--one with a V and one with a ph   (Benny & Joon)

Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.   (Godfather: Part II, The)

  (Saw III)

Carter (Before fighting Hu): Don't think I'm scared to fight you because you're a woman. I'll just think of you as a man. A very beautiful man. Who I'd like to take to the movies.   (Rush Hour 2)

Renaissance Man   (Renaissance Man)