montypythonandthe

My Buick Century!   (Orgazmo)

thats not a knife, this is a knife   (Crocodile Dundee)

the kitty loves the fishy   (Madagascar)

1/_You want a job?.... you got it! 2/_In the design department, sir? 1/_Kid, you ARE the design department   (Tucker: The Man and His Dream)

I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony   (Legends of the Fall)

Jack: Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you. David: Warn me? Jack: We were attacked by a werewolf. David: I'm not listening to this! Jack: On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted. David: Shut up! Jack: The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you David.   (American Werewolf in London, An)

At four & a half months old, a human foetus has a reptile's tail, a remnant of our evolution. Maybe that's what I couldn't escape, you can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but if you fight your biology, you always lose   (Lord of War)

The claw's coming at you. You're scared of the claw   (Liar Liar)

All Umbrella staff must wear their identity tagas at all times. All radiation badges will be collected at 5 pm this afternoon.   (Resident Evil)

My name is Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. And I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more balls than all you numb-nuts put together.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

Obi-Wan: (about Anakin) Always on the move.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Sex is good sex is great I love blow jobs so do you so come right here and i'll fuck you!   (Stand and Deliver)

Any trouble or violence, naturally I wanna be a thousand miles away from it. But cops make me nervous.   (Never So Few)

1/ And you still think we should give way to people like that? 2/ You make people like that!   (Juggernaut)

Lamont: Oh, that knife.   (Shadow, The)

Boss Hogg: I've got $100 here for the first one to knock that loudmouth out.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Corn chowder. That's an interesting choice. You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn   (Devil Wears Prada)

What if a customer walks in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Next thing I know he's trying to shove my dick in his mouth.   (Clerks II)

Life could be quite an adventure.   (Hook)

Every word I say is, by definition, a promise.   (Freshman, The)