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Captain Piette: INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE-POWER! Arvel Crynyd: AAAAAAHHHHH! Imperial Officer: TOO LATE!   (Star Wars: Episode VI)

Look, I'm not saying he didn't make some major mistakes. When it comes to value judgments, Rob's right up there with Custer and Nixon.   (Micki + Maude)

You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarhhea.   (Welcome to the Dollhouse)

Jack   (Jack)

1/_It's gone airborne 2/_Colonel, would you excuse us?.... 3/_ Certainly, Sir 2/_Motaba is only spread by direct human contact, now you said that yourself, Sam 1/_I know what I told you but now I'm telling you we're facing a new strain 2/_What? 1/_It spreads like the flu 2/Impossible 1/_Fine.. go down to the hospital, check it out yourself, go without a mask, you'll see more clearly. You got 19 dead, you got hundreds more infected and it's spreading like a brushfire, you gotta isolate the sick and I mean REALLY isolate 'em, Billy, we gotta get everybody back in their houses, you gotta keep 'em there! 2/_We're doing that, Sam! 1/_ NO! You're not doing it, 'cause I just drove through a hundred people, and if one of 'em has got it then ten of 'em have got it, and if one of 'em gets outta Cedar Creek then we're all in deep fuckin' shit, and we're already in deep fuckin' shit and if you're gunna arrest me, arrest me now! 2/_Alright Sam, alright! 1/_Don't threaten me, Don't threaten my crew, please, leave us to do our work 2/_Alright Sam, alright... you were never here 1/_ No I was here, I followed the bug here, I've always been here.... and you remember that   (Outbreak)

1) Why is that soldier straped to an expolsive device? 2) That's why, Sid. 2) Whoa, sure is a harry fella. 2) Non, no that's Skud, you idiot. THAT is Sid.   (Toy Story)

shaken or stirred   (Casino Royale)

I've heard of the habitual criminal, of course. But I never dreamed I'd become involved with the habitual crime.   (Hot Rock, The)

Jack, I can't screw that girl. Never could screw girls who say bullshit. Bullshit this, bullshit that...I can't do it.   (Saint Jack)

I'm surprised you're hung over at all, considering the amount you regurgitated into the harpsichord.   (Almost Heroes)

1/_Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man. 2/_Bullshit!_I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend   (Good Morning Vietnam)

Amnesia has definitely set in. He's completely forgotten he's engaged. He wants you. And I want him. I've been in love with him all my life. There goes the engagement. You don't object? Object? To You? It's as though a window has been thrown open, and a lovely breeze swept through this stuffy old house. How could I object? Even though the breeze comes from the general direction of the garage? This is the 20th century, Sabrina.   (Sabrina)

--Are you wearing Shalimar perfume? --Yes, I am.   (See No Evil, Hear No Evil)

The EVERYTHING store   (I Huckabees)

I love fucking with the clergy!   (Dogma)

Dat's because ju gotcha head stuck in jo culo   (Scarface)

1/_Shall we speak the unspoken language of love? 2/_You mean the kind only dogs can hear? 1/_Yes, the very same.   (Speechless)

He fights for something that I've never had, and I took it from him when I betrayed him on the battlefield, and I saw it on his face.   (Braveheart)

I gave you that money in good faith Jack.   (Another 48 Hrs.)

1) I gave you my mind blindly! 2) You try my patience...make YOUR choice...   (Phantom of the Opera, The)