montypythonandthe

....5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a dispointing Christmas on many levels   (My Blue Heaven)

1) Hey, ICE of you to drop by. 2) Ha ha, haven't heard that one before   (Incredibles, The)

--You're both single-minded. You go on relentlessly trying to get an answer.   (Desk Set)

Ace: your gun is digging into my hip.   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Aint no mountain high enough   (Remember the Titans)

Raph: Come on how many of you guys is it gonna take to beat me? (Ninjas appear) Good answer, Good answer...   (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

1: I think this is lead paint, kids don't chew the windowsill 2: Yeah stick to the table legs like I taught you   (Raising Helen)

Well Howdy Ms.Hathaway Oh.no we're colleagues,me Jane you Jethro.   (Beverly Hillbillies, The)

A hotheaded ape with a hair-trigger temper.   (Fighting Seabees, The)

Why Doris, what is that intoxicating scent? Doris: I have cats. MEOW!   (Van Wilder)

1/_We are obviously not communicating so I will keep this simple, in short syllables... I, me, the person standing in front of you, I do not, NOT, the international symbol for NO, I do NOT want you to come near me again!!! 2/_Hey, hey, hey wait a minute, wait a minute!... so are we still on for midnight??   (Speechless)

Prepare your minds for a new scale of scientific values, gentlemen.   (Forbidden Planet)

In Intelligence, all evidence is of necessity circumstanial.   (Scorpio)

first we'll make snow angels for 2 hours. then we'll go ice skating. after that we'll eat a WHOLE roll of tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can. and then to finish..we'll snuggle   (Elf)

--Very shiny train. --Yeah, sure is.   (Rain Man)

You don't recruit John Steele. You just unleash him.   (Steele Justice)

What is the word that Al Pacino used which meant between men?   (City Hall)

I like to think of Jesus as having huge angel wings, and singin the lead lyrics to Lynyrd Skynard, and I'm in the front row hammered drunk!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

we had our thing and it was fun..until it wasnt anymore   (How to Deal)

She's a silly Siberian cupcake.   (Jet Pilot)