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1) Why you got the weird look all over your face? 2) Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. 2) Well snap out of it.   (Wedding Crashers)

I've never seen a woman who was more a man.   (Johnny Guitar)

Beyond the sea.   (Apollo 13)

Making mud pies, 007?   (Diamonds Are Forever)

Hayes: If someone were to tell you that this ship were headed for Singapore, what would you say? Lumpy: I would say they're full of it Mr. Hayes. We turned southwest last night. Carl: Gentlemen please. We're not looking for trouble. Jimmy: No. You're looking for something else. Carl: Yes we are. We're going to find Skull Island. Find it, film it and show it to the world. For 25 cents you get to see the last blank space on the map. Lumpy: I wouldn't be so sure of that. Preston: What do you mean? Lumpy: Seven years ago, me and Mr. Hayes were working our passage on a Norweign bark. Hayes: We picked up a castaway. We found him in the water. He'd been drifting for days. Lumpy: His ship had run aground on an island way west of Sumatra. An island hidden in fog. He spoke of a huge wall built so long ago no one knew who made it. A wall 100 foot high as strong today as it was ages ago. Preston: Why'd they build the wall? Lumpy: Well, the castaway, he spoke of a creature neither beast nor man but something monstrous living behind that wall. Carl: A lion or a tiger. A man-eater. That's how all these stories start. Preston: What else did he say? Lumpy: Nothing. We found him the next morning. He'd stuck a knife through his heart. Carl: mmm-hmm Sorry fellas. You'll have to do better than that. Monsters belong in B movies. Hayes: If you find this place, if you go ashore with your friends and cameras, you won't come back.   (King Kong)

I just wanted to tell, good luck, and we're all counting on you.   (Airplane!)

Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things costs. Most of them don't know their own phone number or their zip code.   (Get Shorty)

Want a sandwhich bacon?   (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

If you treat a girl like dirt she'll stick to you like mud   (Slackers)

He's talking about the Russians in Cuba again.   (Hopscotch)

I don't dislike men. I envy their freedom. I resent not having the same.   (Tarzan, the Ape Man)

Is that an Aza poster? How hard did the guys at the frame store laugh when you broungt this in?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

1) Hi Mr. Reed! 2) Woah! hey did you do something to your hair? 1) It's a bit extreme isn't it? 2) No. No I mean that's the thing nowadays right? 1) Well he said it would accent my facial features. 2) Well that's what it does. It completely accents your facial features! We're just gonna go down to my office now. (cough, cough)   (Liar Liar)

Hands and knees up and down....let's hear it Cesar....TO WHOM BROTHER! TO WHOM BROTHER!   (Heaven Help Us)

cyclops: no, we're not leaving. lower the ramp! storm:i can't she's controlling the jet! wolverine to nightcrawler:you, get her(jean grey)! nightcrawler: she's not letting me!

  (X2)

1)Mommy, is that the President? 2)I sure hope not.   (Dave)

Surprise and bluff are your major weapons.   (Cast a Giant Shadow)

Anakin: You turned her against me. Obi-won: You have done that yourself. Anakin: I will not let you take her from me. Obi-won: Your greed and you lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this Sith Lord to twist your mind. Until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Anakin: Dont lecture me anymore Obi-won. I see the lies of the Jedi, I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, security, justice and freedom to my new Empire. Obi-won: Your new Empire? Anakin my allegence is to the Republic, to democracy. Anakin: If you're not with me, than you're my enemy. Obi-won: Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must. Anakin: You will try.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Oh the things I'm gonna do for my country!   (xXx)

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