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The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it.   (Natural, The)

Death is the ultimate negative - not being.   (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead)

What? U afraid that the janitior will see ur ding dong?   (Hot Chick, The)

Fuck Neville Bartos!!! He couldn't have the fluff knocked off a cappacino!!   (Chopper)

Mulan: No one will listen. Mushu: Huh, you say something? Mulan:MUSHU! Mushu: Hey you're a girl again remember?   (Mulan)

secretary: patrick whats wrong with you, where are you. patrick: im just too fuckin sad!   (American Psycho)

When you pretend.   (Artists and Models)

Now, the right picture can win or lose a war.   (Flags of Our Fathers)

By the late 90's, my wealth had finally caught up to my lies about my wealth, even surpassed my lies   (Lord of War)

Somebody's got to pay.   (Point Blank)

The Republic of Palau. The Republic of Costa Rica. The Republic of Morocco. The Republic of Afghanistan. Afghanistan? Wait. They had an army! Our army!   (Fahrenheit 9/11)

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT??!! I'm takin' this....   (Liar Liar)

I merely posed a little academic accounting theory.   (Producers, The)

1/_This is an old wives tale... 2/_The original one, in fact...   (Da Vinci Code, The)

They have their five year plan, and so do I.   (Third Man, The)

No hugging dear. I'm British, we only show affection to dogs and horses.

  (What a Girl Wants)

I would trade 30,000 coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a quart of gasoline!   (Superman Returns)

The B-29s converted it into a parking lot.   (Tokyo Joe)

kimblery see's a truck driver turn up a beer bottle on the truck it says drive responsibley Kimblery: yeah that's real responsible.   (Final Destination 2)

Gee, Mom, you look real groovy.   (Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number!)