Chris: Gee Darryl, what are you - a gear head AND a sex fiend?   (Adventures in Babysitting)

A family's like a gun. You point it in the wrong direction, you're gonna kill somebody.   (Trust)

Back in Chicago, we had a skunk and Mama named it Justin Mattice. She always used to yell at it, YOU STINK JUSTIN MATTICE! Until one day she just killed it.   (Hope Floats)

Wake up and smell the audit!   (First Wives Club, The)

Who's your daddy?! Gone's your daddy!   (Titan A.E.)

I just want you to know, I think you're a wonderful dog.   (Finding Neverland)

Marlene: I live   (Demon Seed)

brick wall water fall ie thinks he got it all but he don't and i do so boom went that   (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)

1) You're not going to be able to outrun that bear. 2) I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.   (Without A Paddle)

Yeah, I just got her yesterday. Yesterday? Yeah, I rode my bike down to the cemetery. The cemetery? Yeah, her boyfriend just died in a hang gliding accident. What a loser! Ahhh, I'm hang gliding, ahh, honey take a picture, ahhh I'M DEAD.!   (Wedding Crashers)

forgiveness..is more than saying sorry..which one of yooh aseholes change dthe key on me..itz bin the same key 4 the last 5 takes..uze r all assholessssssss   (Just Friends)

#1 - Mr. Ruettiger sir? #2- Yeah Pete.%1- At halftime can we watch some of the Indiana - Purdue game?   (Rudy)

Hold onto your butts.   (Jurassic Park)

Harry: Didn't your father ever tell you he loved you? Perry: Yeah, when he would beat it on me in Morse code.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

The old lady is crazy like a fox.   (Murder by Invitation)

1) Oh, that's not bad, my cousin died from trying to suck his on cock. 2)Really? 1)Yeah, they found him doubled over under his bed   (Clerks)

You don't think an old man like me could hurt you do you, Jimmy?   (Last Boy Scout, The)

U: Aquariums make me super horny. HR: That's not funny. Don't rub those.   (50 First Dates)

We have to talk.   (After the Sunset)

Ah...Submarine Commander...I like Submarine Commanders...they don't have time for bullshit and neither do I   (Pearl Harbor)