'You're Sicilian, huh?' 'Yeah, Sicilian.' 'Hmmm... You know, I read a lot. Especiall thins about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know are not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.' 'Ehhh... Come again?' 'It's a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you could look it up. Hundreds of years ago, you see eh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. You see, way back then, Sicilians seemed like waps from Northern Italy. They all had blond hair, blue eyes. But eh, well, then the Moors moved in and eh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blond hair, blue eyes, became black hair, dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me, to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that eh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. This eh... No, I'm qouting history... It's written. It's a fact, it's written....' 'Ilove this guy, haha...' 'Your ancestors are niggers. Haha. Yeah. And yoyr great, great, great, great grandmother fucked a nigger. Yeah. And she had a halve nigger kid. Now if that's a fact, tell me... am I lyin'? 'Cause you are part eggplant.' 'Ooow. Heei, heei, heei, you are a cantalope..... Oooow. That was beautiful.'   (True Romance)

Pabst Blue Ribbon!   (Blue Velvet)

''George Luca.... why must I have sex with you... I'm scared... PLEASE NO DONT''   (Arena)

Headlines don't sell papes, Newsies sell papes.   (Newsies)

Look at this kid's glasses... we're talking coke bottles   (Pumpkinhead)

The legend writ. The stain effected. The key in Silence undetected. Fifty-five in iron pen. Mr. Matlack can't offend.   (National Treasure)

Okay, okay it won't hapen again   (No Retreat, No Surrender)

happy birthday nellie oh it's beautiful dad isn't it beautiful grandpop well come on nellie make a wish and blow out the candles darling and if i blow them all out will i get my wish if you wish hard enough if you wish the proper thing of course well i'm gonna wish for something that's been in my heart for long long time well well i tried didn't i i wonder what whould of happened if they all gone out it'll be fun to know whouldn't it but one little candle stays lit and i won't get my wish   (Little Nellie Kelly)

ECOMCOM and horse racing? What the hell's going on here?   (Seven Days in May)

fo shizzle ma dizzle   (White Chicks)

I was like James Bond on Red Bull.   (Code Name: The Cleaner)

yeah we ate her...alive   (Saving Silverman)

I love you. Believe me?   (Employee of the Month)

vermin: we're gonna git japped here! WE'RE GONNA GET JAPPED!

afro orphan: lighten up mercy stop lookin' fo' troubo' now!

ajax: i'll give it to ya baby

luther: great, great, ckyeaaah.

cowboy: shit, i wish we was packd

mercy: you kin git another one!!!   (Warriors, The)

1- Put the ship down! 2- Anakin, I can't take DOOKU alone. I need you. If we catch him we can end this war right now. We have a job
to do. 1- I don't care. Put the ship down. 2- You'll be expelled from the Jedi Order. 1- I can't leave her. 2- Come to your senses. What do you think Padm?? would do if she were in your position? 1- She would do her duty.


  (Star Wars: Episode II)

1. is he hung up. 2. no, hes riding for lane now.   (8 Seconds)

hansel: excuse me bra. zoolander: your excused..... and another thing,hansel, im not your bra.   (Zoolander)

I don't like the look of this lake, sir.   (Land That Time Forgot, The)

I've heard of the habitual criminal, of course. But I never dreamed I'd become involved with the habitual crime.   (Hot Rock, The)

  (Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The)