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I'm about to say fuck school and get money wit ch'all niggas   (Belly)

We're deprogrammers with Marijuana Anonymous.   (8 Heads in a Duffel Bag)

Mr. Madison, what you just said was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling incoherent repsonse were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...Billy, A simple no would have been just fine but ah thank you!   (Billy Madison)

S: So, answer me one question: why can't I have you? T: Because you are lower than dirt! You're subterrainnean! You're a Townie, for God's sakes!   (Strike!)

Wow   (Rent)

Andy: Grant told me you were pretty, but he didn't mention that you were flat-chested.   (Date Movie)

--Bodega Bay. Where's that? --Up the coast, about 60 miles north of here.   (Birds, The)

i just sharted   (Pootie Tang)

Only guys I know are cops and bad guys.   (Mulholland Falls)

(repeating) If you bothered to get your head out of your ass long enough? Kiss my ass? You guys get more like me every day.   (Beverly Hills Cop II)

The great philosopher Shoppenhower once said that we're all connected...me, you, my Uncle Harry, the fat kid from what's happening, Harry Potter if he exists, my cheek is your cheek, and my lips (are my lips)...   (Wedding Crashers)

1)you know how i know you're gay?
2) how? because you're gay and you know who other gay people are?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

No hugging dear. I'm British, we only show affection to dogs and horses.

  (What a Girl Wants)

One more step and BLAM!!!   (Creepshow 2)

You tell him that when I conduct an interview, I sit anywhere I damn please!   (Insider, The)

Dumbledore: I never did like these curtains...i set them on fire my fourth year...on accident of course.   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

See, now thats what your black ass get. Oh i'm gonna get mine I'ma tell mom. YOU BETTER NOT TELL!   (Head of state)

At least I'm not from planet,'look at me, look at me'!   (10 Things I Hate About You)

I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away   (Before Sunrise)

That Micro mini pimp looks magically delishus   (Friday after Next)