These guys are a fucking disgrace.   (Slap Shot)

Fuck Fuck Fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, noich noich noich, 1 2, 1 2 3 4, noich noich noich, smokin weed smokin weed, doin coke drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts,smoke... Kids - Hey can I get a nickle bag.. Jay - 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle of love. Oye oye o. I think I want to know ya, know ya. yeah what? Kid- what the hell are u singing? Jay- You don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the mad notes- written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world the motherfucking Time. Kid- You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Other Kid- Yeah Purple Rain. Kid- That shit was so gay-- fucking eighties style. Jay and Slient Bob look at each other.Then, grab the kid that said it and through him against the wall and Jay says Don't never say an unkind word about the time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy and tubby here's my black manservant. What?   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

They made me a murderer...I'm through.   (You Only Live Once)

What? What are you looking at me for? You're the one holding the grape. Look, she did it everyone, the lady with the grape!   (Drop Dead Fred)

--I'm not about to eat real sugar. --All right, fine, we'll find you a Sweet 'n Low field.   (Club Paradise)

That's the second bullet I've stopped for you.   (Touch of Evil)

Tell you what. You start the blaze, I'll call the fire department.   (Stone Killer, The)

Hey there Mr. Rainy day--I have a little surprise for you (pins wings on him) Cutie!   (Heavyweights)

Amen Praise Jesus   (Sordid Lives)

You know the rules... keep your mouth shut and your legs open   (Once Were Warriors)

He hates these cans!   (Jerk, The)

Listen, Max, I'm on to something big here. It's a monster. It's got to be my biggest score yet. Listen, it's a oil-lease deal with a structure that's foolproof.   (Boiling Point)

Elvira (consoling Robin for getting told off about wearing make up) Hey don't worry about it, i used to get the same line from the nuns at the orphanage about wearing make up. Course, i was only eight   (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark)

You're exused...and I'm NOT your bra!   (Zoolander)

You'll be back chasing ambulances.   (Boiling Point)

1/_ That guy was a warlock?! 2/_The rudest that ever troubled daylight 1/_ And this little java gunna find him, right? 2/_The needle shall point up his direction, the quicker it swings the closer is he, the slower the more distant 1/Cool!   (Warlock)

She's always there between us.   (Bunny Lake Is Missing)

gee rat I'm kinda busy   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

The place you hold in my heart.   (April in Paris)

I just want you to know, I think you're a wonderful dog.   (Finding Neverland)